every entry ever

2005.03.14 11.37

One advantage of having every one of my blog entries in Movable type is that I can dynamically create lists of everything. Check out the list at the bottom of this blog entry, for example. That's every entry I've made -- ever. If I had enough time I'd try to categorize things. Actually, I think I might do this with other pages on the site instead. Hmmm. I am moving to a new server in April so the time may come when upgrading to MovableType v3 with mySQL goodness will come.

In other unrelated news, American History X and American Psycho make good back to back movies for watching. I should have topped it off by sandwiching in American Pie 2, but I digress.

transference
rent uncle rico's van from napoleon dynamite
texas instruments professional computer (tipc)
my work laptop, my enemy
facebookin' and twitterin'
markshields.org is mine!
want to hide the Facebook Highlights section?
us versus them
texas taxes are cheaper?
delorean time machine for rent
attack of the show
extreme wet makeover
extreme home makeover
the return to marching band
too tired to blog
return!
quark on dvd! at long last!
iphone 2.0 is here! sorta...
i hate waiting (for iphone 2.0)
the piano is gone :-(
vhs tapes to digital video
brinkerhoff upright piano circa 1913
jvhs band 1985
the happening
barack obama rally at the xcel
littleshia.com
indy 4
shieldsville
kingdom of the crystal skull
the dark knight
keg stand
and the next technology myspace will steal is...
4 minutes
girl scouts + superman
good morning uptown
back from perl harbor
you should watch this all day
down the hollister
twist and shout
nude sushi
the googler returns
I'm at google today
comcast the first stone
pasturama
movies you should see
the day in review
me so coldy
revisionism
the matrix: resolutions
life in progress
hairline documented
hairline
always sunny
blogging on the iPhone
minnesota state fair 2007
7/20/2008
you never post anymore!
seth green is funny...
for lunch, I'm goin' here
38 evolver
snap to it
podcast 11: back to the future the ride
slow to post...
walking on the moon
the man with the hat is back
super genius movie reviews
the end of the soprano's gave me a heart attack
is this how superman feels?
the javaone experience
at javaone
austria trip podcast part 2
lazy sunday
the age basement
minnesota pop
spider genius
rhythmic ceremonial ritual
the chew chew experience
may 16, 1985
the total perspective vortex
washing the batmobile
the super genius and mark wahlberg
the sentimentally handicapped journey
random euro-trip blog & podcast
quick 1 word summaries
traummädchen
lost in vienna
second life
sulfur
anti-gravity ideas
42 simpson impressions
directv to the future
the last few days of 2006
making money from your blog
good things come
my american accent is...
a case study of mark
universal licensing best practices?
tenacious d: pick of destiny
a day at the chronicle
i'm not lovin' it
venom in spiderman-3
the interview that time forgot
spiderman 3
my pxl-2000 movies podcast 9
prepare for landing
it's alive!
that 70's show
85 hour work week
upon receiving misdirected email...
shake it like a polaroid picture
i'm the dead zone fan of the week
tell them I ain't comin' back
zen
sleeps on a plane
joust
finding gary numan
my name is url
distracting myself
...and now I've no one to love
shot from panasonic pv-gs300 cam
numan finds his way
the matrix phone has died
hanging out with biff tannen
save houston's historic district
minneapolis art car show 2006
al franken lives in my neighborhood
LU1875
the madonna podcast
wally and kim
madonna countdown
podcast episode 4 is up
madonna confessions tour map
you need google adsense
superman returns review
4 hours 2 go til superman returns
you do not remember me
i got fark'ed
over vacationing
check out my guns
sitting in lisbon
taiwan sr poster
wild things
superman returns tv spots
hearing everything
1980 astroworld videos on dvd
the eero aarnio ball chair
the impossible mission force
my first snip...
new superman returns trailer
markshields.com circa 1996
my april 2006 adsense results
Kaavya Viswanathan is a loser
rps with farkette's boyfriend
ntldr is missing
lost in german translation
super genius podcast episode 3
I need a second job to pay for this
i'm back!
come on down to south mark
when in hill valley...
my troubled mind
i know i'm a cute 6 year old
astroworld forever
lightning strikes
southpark on itunes
countdown to superman returns
ansi graphics using thedraw
joined a gym
interviews with kittens
podcast episode 2 is up
back to mardi gras
image bandits
since I'm already geeking out
ie & xp sp2 & javascript... oh my!
the disclaimer
lake of the aisles minneapolis
jolene
why is it so bright in here?
the superman stormtrooper
you haul? yes.
packing up is hard to do
mini soda update
kfc test marketing chicken bowls
pete the pit bull
u name it sign makers
google adsense rocks
my pinball daze
happy birthday chew-chew
how do tattoo artists practice?
embedding google video is easy
feeling minnesota
TV in bedroom halves sex life
the tax man cometh back
time machine road trip podcast
the time traveller
transformers movie ilm test clip
are you sirius?
fantasy sports are good
the chronic-what?-cles of narnia
it's beginning to look a lot like ivy
i wanna be a part of it
new years party 2005
voices from the past
article about lasik
9 month update
Cynthia Ann Stephanie Lauper
nothing's impossible
video ipod replaced & all is well
problems with my 60gb video ipod
happy thanksgiving 2k5
seattle times, baby!
life in philly
nearly finalized redesign
hung up
mist opportunity
50th anniversery of time travel
my favorite pillow goes national
walk in the city
septa strikes out
the past revisited
john the revelator
american ham
last week catch up
childhood on the grid
houston rockets 1994
about last night...
bomb scares suck
redesign fever
google site search, take 2
milliondollarhomepage.com
the next great city is...
praha haha! lmao!
rita is coming
elvis presley's ssn
return to prague
slight delay
shut down
$3.16 and rising
i swear this is the last time...
hurricane relief
get to the beep
diddy or not diddy?
goodbye 35, hello 36
even more diversionary tactics
no more license restrictions
what's a deckfer?
more diversionary tactics
and the winner is...
four brothers premiere
diversionary tactics
spamalot & my date with drew
the crazies
now i'm upset
reporter
roadtrip: pittsburgh 2005
feeling catty
portal
last appointment
waiting gamesters
on board
screen test
recovery
guessing game
fuse
the first blogs
odor in the court
i can't move my legs!
batman memories
superman memories
bird on a wireless
dead zone season 4
back in the sad dull
resident evil
early in the morning
mini-soda
more superman deleted scenes
steve bridges
revenge of the fit
take one, doh!
mailbag
i'm baaaaaack
raw deal
i'm going back to the future
toby or not toby
found a doggy
last son of krypton
samples from paperlesspobox.com
paperlesspobox.com sucks
teary eyed
travel time
making the videos
movabletype and sin city
LASIK update
quote unquote
eyewitness
the ministry of issac
the ebay song
the lasik saga continues
my lasik experience
contacts and glasses no more
buy my car
lasik beam
every entry ever
improve upon
query letters
i'm older than you
import
crime scene investigation
the prince patch
i have the power... washers
your search results
deus ex mystery machina
24 hour bug
the visitor
guess what?
errand behavior
the big bounce
party gras!
i condem (sic) you
howard stern in houston
it's a beautiful day
continuous integration
seems a bit unstable
15 minutes
remember when milf was a typo?
baby duluth
i hate packing
still worried about the election?
the final countdown
merry [religious symbol]mas
the real world austin
the tax man cometh
richard simmons returns
hammertime
the starbucks line
cafe ole
down with the sickness
broken stickshift
marilyn manson
the return of webby
cool link of the day
where will i be on 2005.01.03?
the $35 cup of coffee
if (birdInHand == false) { blowYourNose(); }
great power = great responsibility
my band played the wrong song
where have i been
the death of superman
news from the closet
buy more... commerce is good...
philadelphia versus houston
the latest and greatest
shout out to wigdaddy
60 pounds
l0s3r5 i wan+ +0 hAx0r **updated**
new york new york new york
defeating sony copy protection
more than you think
reality reality
fitty
biz zee
ask your coworker 2004
jump the gun
2 gig?!
spider-man update
embarassed? about what?
for every beginning...
as if... don't ya know...
on air
is this my water?
breakin'
really
ssssssssssss
look ma, I'm in the paper (again)
dislocated
google it
soar
peer pressure crushes weak minds
run air rand
the breakup instant message
heartbroken
ipod ipea isod isea
kill wil
thieves
wonder woman!
eternal moonlight of the filthy mind
bruce wayne's world
itunes
slur
stresssssssssss
venti half-caf non-fat with-whip caramel machiatto
they stand in the way of love and we will smoke them all
yeah, I did it again
electrical engineer
stolen copyrighted photography
planVacationBO.java
dispute over
my 180th entry
i want my mtv
late
return of the phone
system to the shock
absorbing the video
sad news
happy mardi gras
delay
rollback vs slidebed
realize
sue, she is made of raw fish
pins
greeting
temporal displacement
who you votin' for?
brrrrrrrr
newsfeeder fish
Get A Giant Elbow NOW!!!
something to look forward to
hola 2004
mr. clean
do not lost them
webby
something's gotta give
welcome to some hick's blog
coming soon: the second to last samurai
libyan connection
unbelievable!
bad timing
distracted
houston calling
i have seen the paris hilton video
subliminal
we'll always have paris
the other half
46 hours in h-town
back to the houston
wake me up inside
running
viva la revolutiones...
good noose
mosh definitely
listen here
file not found
again and again
nocturne
all that's left of me... is my celebrity
david blaine is crazy
revolutions
weekentropy
sound of maniacal laugh
mark, mark, everywhere...
batman vuelve
bird poop
guster
the producerQ
rubber bloggy
good night's rest
the link to click
yesterday, my troubles seemed so far away...
review of hp media center pc m280n
dell aware
believe it
kraft cheese and macaroni
surrounded my morons
today's birthdays
again here we go...
oops
defending your right to say F
PUNK'D
am i dreaming?
are you slow or something?
smile! you're on candid camera
confrontation
batman returns
day 7
day 6
day 5
day 4
locks
prague
niiiice
downsize
welcome to moviefone...
sam sung, we listened
phenomenon
dude, where's my rental car?
damaged
stub
subtle settle seatle
plug me in
all the latest three days after it happens
4*((2*ithinkimturningjapanese) + (ireallythinkso))
wire works
babble babble b***h b***h rebel rebel party party
finding beano
liars
days later...
out wretched spot
what are the odds?
cherry picker on hollywood blvd
hollywood
operator...
my other phone
the one word movie review
CALL ME NEO
i'm workin here!
submission
paramount
free your mind
b.z.
hemming and hawing
godsmack
the apple core
grrr
safety
spinal tap reference
just so you know...
informed source
calling the police
the freaks come out at night again
the freaks come out
fair is fair
an idiot by any other name...
bayer/tylenol drug cocktail
okay, for real, the eugene oregon video
eugene oregon video
special
return of the jedi
keep shoveling
moviemaker
sharon!
cnn breaking news
work it (real good)
and the academy award goes to...
anomolies
branding
goodbye
what is the lobby?
happy neo year
i'll have the usual
what a strange trip it has been
visual documentation
latest and greatest
deprivation
ralphy boy
i am the voice and you are the echo
stew wart
fried
i wish you were queen just for today
back attack
riddle.me.this.style.visibility='hidden'
creepy crawlers
the truth about marky
don't run... don't walk...
added ad
recounting
son of jackass
jackass
green oj and ham
customer service
hollow win
what is real?
silent frigidity
communication breakdown, takedown, you're busted
uneventful horizon
in a new york minute
back to the philly
back to the houston
thoughts on psychos
come on baby...
all text no pictures
billing
rebuilding my workspace
wakey wakey
about damn time
thirty three
you like the pauses, eh?
racing heart
doctor, doctor
dreaming of cortisone
2 AM and pulsing
sight unseen
never lose your cellphone
super apathy man
boom boom boom
reunited
backbeat
death to spooky
gimme the 4-1-1
tripped out
dr. know
9'' nails
interesting puzzle
caption?
backtrack
body slam
stood up
batman returns
2 A.M.
in some knee, yeah?
which blade?
call me because i'm cute
back to the future
insomaniac
nu
super bowel
flighty
the tequila shot clock
this is the end?
for russ tray shun
where's the beef?
american airlines flight 2004 en route to philly
under the wire & thru the woods
livin' la cd loca
strangers
exhaustion
t'ain't it love
who is this phil harmonic guy?
i think i'm paranoid
i'll have the usual
blind people are cool
don't you hate it when
q to the quizzo
the checkout
ouch. quit it.
don't visit the malls on 10/31
news flash
don't get angry
tee kah nee kah lee spee kee
cruising for chicks at the airport
geekarama
seniorita goobita
diet coke, please?
back and forth
apprehension
visit
continuity
setting things right
coast 2 coast
the business
in l.a. & lost in the bathroom
missed op
baskin robbins + 1
flight write
i'm back
35,000 feet
donor
vuelve
special
these dreams? no, those dreams
eh?
roommate abuse
second time's the charm
madawna
star
i'm going to get my monkey!
anger management
i must make a list
best westerns
in flight
talking smack
phil lee
recess
the floods 2
the cash bar of justice
pretty fly for a white guy
expansion
happy birthday wahlberg
philly
deja vu
the big stinky
wacky tourists & and drunk girls
i don't wanna
is it self-mutilation if you pay someone else to do it?
drowned world
buhbye
flake
writing
happy yo momma day
dead zone
perpetual motion
go straight to jail / waiting
napster
here's to you mrs. robinson
inside
outside
spoke too soon
body of evidence
genitorturers
who is the weakest link?
friends
regular expression, or decaf?
pro crass tin nation
remember the 80's?
lestat / statistics / denied
cold hearted orb that rules the night
blow me
dimentia / touch of sanity
against my butter judgment
aftermath... comes algebra?
free the beer
bye bye bye
your friendly neighborhood super genius
next on hbo
landslide
long time, no nothing
fini
credit
air max / freudian slip
carnival
temptation
flashers
crappy valentine's day
gravity
trinity infinity
see stars, milky way, even mars
pour your misery down on me
i hear the voices when i'm dreaming
golden globe
battlefield earth
i am superman's crack pipe
alive
i'm sick... ah-choo
come posso sposare questa donna?
let them know it's christmas time
where was i?
fa fa / goodbye 20th century
i dreamt that i was vapor
bulk
oops, i did it again
castaway
sick II
none
shock treatment
tired of cnn?
thumbing a ride
late
celebrate good times? come on!
these dreams, those dreams, whatever
was it the chad?
insanity / gimme some mo
art of bleah
limbo purgatory
chill / my choice
ketchup
fine whine
alternative reality
mugged
hella irritated
done done done
nothin' but face
survivor
pinch me
yeah, I'd like to buy ''i just called to say i love you'' -- no you don't
replication
the ex or cyst?
it's an evolution, not a revolution
i don't speak spanish, but i can sing it
you gonna eat that?
i don't want to turn into a marshmellow
coming in 2001: tooth piercings
the daily accident #1
bless you, dammit
three way
nickel teen withdrawal
funeral arraignments
the meaning of life
real telepathy?
follow the white rabbit
do you think that's air you're breathing?
back
are you hecka stupid?
the holiday bawl / tique toque
major league / been down that road b4
time is like a predator that wants to hunt you down
time is the fire in which we burn
logan's run
addiction
coffee syrup
reign, reign, go away
absent mind
cracked skull
seams okay / suspension bridges falling down
male call / black walls and no flashlight
take me out / solaris rotation 31
the astronaut's wife
my home page on this day
labay jr. high
miss my blue pen
thornton jr. high
unknown number
goodbye pager
students overheard
freebies
slobs gone wild
the substitute
phone home
seventeen magazine
while you were sleeping
a teacher's journal
press release
san antonio trip: day 3
san antonio trip day 2
St. Goar, Germany Thru Wurzburg, Germany
Airborne Over The Atlantic Flying To Frankfurt, Germany
Mickey Leland Internation Airport In Houston, TX
demons
my ti 99/4a bbs
my bbs listed on net.source
touring the boards
Vocabulary #15