flighty

2002.02.01 1.12

Been hunting for a power outlet for 15 minutes here at the Philly airport. Found one after 10 minutes of searching. Another dude saw that I'd found one and ran over to plug his laptop into the last free jack. Bunch of other guys are now swarming over us like vultures and waiting for some power. Yeah, that's right. I've got the power! And to think I was briefly considering just plopping myself in between this loud obnoxious group of talking people who had been blocking an outlet with their junk. I even considered sneezing a bunch after settling down to disperse them.

Been trying to save $ and pay off debt this year. The ''car'' is responsible for half of that. On my What The Hell You Only Live Once advice, I went into the ''Blue Planet'' comic store (off Kirby and U.S. 59 in Houston) last weekend and bought myself a new treasured possession: The 1988 Nolan Ryan Starting LineUp action figure. This bad boy has been begging me to buy it for years and years. I finally gave in to the voices in my head. They've helped me avoid traffic accidents and ugly girls in the past. I figure they deserve a cookie. I'm glad those voices don't get to participate in my blog. Hmmm. Wait, maybe they can.

Hi, I'm Bueller. I'm one of Mark's voices. I cite Stanley Kubrick, P.T. Anderson and Jenna Jameson as my inspirations. Putting those three influences together is lots of fun. I had a small hand in talking Mark into buying that Jane Fonda fingernail collection. It frickkin rocks! The Barbarella series fingernails are totallly awesemmmm. They also make very good can openers and can cut glass. Okay. Enough about me. Blackout Bob wants to talk.

hii,, i'm bubba blackout and dooood, like, you know i am totally the voice that... hehahhoh ... uhhh.. hehehe... uh oh yeah I totally get to totally take over whenever my body is wasted, passes out, gets a concussion, or is forced to watch an old repeat of Gilmour Girls against my will... uhhhhh... our will? whatever. so, dude, you're gettin' a dell!!!!!! hhahah ok ok ok you're not really getting a dell but you should ---that steven dell dude on the tv is really smart. although, you know i really wanna know what kinda stash he has to talk like that all the time. man, im sure he's got a killer liquor cabinet with all the dough he makes off those boss commercials. hehh... ok ok ok, dude i have got to go, i am totally tired and need to crash on your sofa. hasta.

Okay, I'm back. The secret service agents are here to take me away. Before I go, I'm trying to see if anyone can locate my long lost buddy Richard Noble. His parents sometimes called him David but I'm not sure if that was his middle name or his real first name. He has a brother named Andrew and a sister named Yvonne. He likes Prince and Sade. He got married in 1997 or 1998. His mom is from Jamaica. He went to Jersey Village High School and graduated in 1987. He attended Houston Baptist University for two years. He's a Canadian citizen. His nickname in high school was Webby due to an unforunate resemblence to the kid on the show ''Webster.'' We used to put Richard in the trunk of my Toyota whenever our car load of girls in the morning required more room. I believe I drove in the trunk a few times out of fairness. Amazing we never got into any trouble for doing this, although we put a nice sleeping bag and pillow in there. Richard is Soul Brother #1 and I'm looking for his ass.

Perhaps we'll chat later?

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Disclaimer: The views and opinions expressed here are my own only and in no way represent the views, positions or opinions - expressed or implied - of my employers both past and present. « the tequila shot clock \| Main \| super bowel » flighty 2002.02.01 1.12 Been hunting for a power outlet for 15 minutes here at the Philly airport. Found one after 10 minutes of searching. Another dude saw that I'd found one and ran over to plug his laptop into the last free jack. Bunch of other guys are now swarming over us like vultures and waiting for some power. Yeah, that's right. I've got the power! And to think I was briefly considering just plopping myself in between this loud obnoxious group of talking people who had been blocking an outlet with their junk. I even considered sneezing a bunch after settling down to disperse them. Been trying to save $ and pay off debt this year. The ''car'' is responsible for half of that. On my What The Hell You Only Live Once advice, I went into the ''Blue Planet'' comic store (off Kirby and U.S. 59 in Houston) last weekend and bought myself a new treasured possession: The 1988 Nolan Ryan Starting LineUp action figure. This bad boy has been begging me to buy it for years and years. I finally gave in to the voices in my head. They've helped me avoid traffic accidents and ugly girls in the past. I figure they deserve a cookie. I'm glad those voices don't get to participate in my blog. Hmmm. Wait, maybe they can. Hi, I'm Bueller. I'm one of Mark's voices. I cite Stanley Kubrick, P.T. Anderson and Jenna Jameson as my inspirations. Putting those three influences together is lots of fun. I had a small hand in talking Mark into buying that Jane Fonda fingernail collection. It frickkin rocks! The Barbarella series fingernails are totallly awesemmmm. They also make very good can openers and can cut glass. Okay. Enough about me. Blackout Bob wants to talk. hii,, i'm bubba blackout and dooood, like, you know i am totally the voice that... hehahhoh ... uhhh.. hehehe... uh oh yeah I totally get to totally take over whenever my body is wasted, passes out, gets a concussion, or is forced to watch an old repeat of Gilmour Girls against my will... uhhhhh... our will? whatever. so, dude, you're gettin' a dell!!!!!! hhahah ok ok ok you're not really getting a dell but you should ---that steven dell dude on the tv is really smart. although, you know i really wanna know what kinda stash he has to talk like that all the time. man, im sure he's got a killer liquor cabinet with all the dough he makes off those boss commercials. hehh... ok ok ok, dude i have got to go, i am totally tired and need to crash on your sofa. hasta. Okay, I'm back. The secret service agents are here to take me away. Before I go, I'm trying to see if anyone can locate my long lost buddy Richard Noble. His parents sometimes called him David but I'm not sure if that was his middle name or his real first name. He has a brother named Andrew and a sister named Yvonne. He likes Prince and Sade. He got married in 1997 or 1998. His mom is from Jamaica. He went to Jersey Village High School and graduated in 1987. He attended Houston Baptist University for two years. He's a Canadian citizen. His nickname in high school was Webby due to an unforunate resemblence to the kid on the show ''Webster.'' We used to put Richard in the trunk of my Toyota whenever our car load of girls in the morning required more room. I believe I drove in the trunk a few times out of fairness. Amazing we never got into any trouble for doing this, although we put a nice sleeping bag and pillow in there. Richard is Soul Brother #1 and I'm looking for his ass. Perhaps we'll chat later? « the tequila shot clock \| Main \| super bowel »