wacky tourists & and drunk girls
2001.05.19 17.49
Man, I never left. Must concentrate. Must remember Christopher Walken is on SNL tonight. Instead of doing good, I've been closely examining my MarkShields.com Apache web logs for the last few hours. I've discovered many interesting sites are linking to me. Someone in Germany, a BTTF message board (also in Germany), and a movie message board in Korea with a post from someone who thinks my parody is a real movie! Ha! I ought to replace the videos with hidden subconscious messages. Not sure what I would do with all of the Korean money that they'd send me as a result, but I'm sure I'd think of something.
These guys made a German ''remake'' of Back to the Future. Not for any reason in particular. Just to do it. Here are some pictures of how they took a non-DeLorean and turned it into a time machine.
| ''Guess where my hand is.'' |
| ''I'll bet you a hundred bucks that I can put my entire fist in my mouth.'' |
| ''And after the Libyans enter the scene, Ginger Lynn will start giving blowjobs and we can all take a breather.'' |
| ''We shoot you!'' |
| ''Feel those pecs. Not bad huh? My secret? I eat that same meal the fat guy did at Subway.'' |
| ''This is the best rum and coke mixed with pee that I've ever had!'' |
| ''Is that a hot melt glue gun? Good. I need some hot melt glue, right here, on my elbow.'' |
| ''Yes, of course, November 5th, 1995. That's the day I first visited a Drunk Chicks web site.'' |
| ''Hey, wait a minute. I thought Ginger Lynn was supposed to be giving the blowjobs?'' |
| ''Let's see. That's the front passenger-side tire. And I'll bet the front driver-side tire is right on the other side. Man, I should be a consultant.'' |
| ''Was it painful when your legs were removed?'' ''Shut up and lower that clapping thing a bit more, bastard.'' |
| ''What do you mean I can't sit on the box of plutonium and smoke? I sure can. Look, I'm doing it right now.'' |
| ''Okay, who stole the sofa comforter? Bob? Where'd you get that jacket?'' |
