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2003.10.09 11.33

Alarmed to learn that Jerald has had his name fall out of the Google top ten. I've been trying to get in there. I am position #1 with the Mark Wahlberg site. Lately, I have had to deal with MarkShields.org, an overtly offensive mega religious ME AND MY FAMILY ARE SO AWESOME type of site on a domain I should have bought when I had the chance. Come on. Only *I* am awesome. Get it right. And now I've come to find out that Mark-Shields.net is showing up way up at the top of the list. This 1997-style site almost seems to rip off mine. Same navigation at the top. Same position of the name at the top. Even the disclaimer at the bottom of the page stinks of stolen HTML. Take a close look at it... doesn't this guy doesn't know that ''intelectual' is misspelled? I mean, come on, like, super DUH! I believe I'm gonna head on over to GoDaddy.com and buy up every varation of my name that isn't already taken. This means war.

Just wanna say congratulations to Gary Numan on the birth of his first child. I look forward to seeing him in concert the next chance I get. He wrote ''Cars'' and other notable hits in the 80's. His style is very unique. You should give him a listen if you haven't. Go. Go now.

I also want to acknowledge Arnold and his successful run for gov. I like that he's a super moderate and fairly liberal Republican. Personally I'd have preferred that he ran as an independent, but whatever. That's what makes this country so flexible. Hmmm. When are we going to annex Canada and Mexico? I'm getting impatient. I have new names for them: Mexica and Canica. Just so nobody gets confused about who owns who. Come to think of it, we ought to put them Canadians in their place. How about Canaduh? Cannabis? Cana Lama Ding Dong? Okay, okay, fine, I'll stop.

I was pissssssed when I was informed that a certain Holiday Party is being planned during the week of 12/8 when I'm in Philly and unable to attend. I was hoping it would happen the week of 12/15 when I'll be on vacation and back in town. What makes the week of 12/8 so special? ''Some people will be going on vacation that next week,'' is what I'm told. Well, really, on vacation? Hey, hey... now wait a minute! *I* will be on vacation that week! That is my whole point for attending. This party is always held on a weekday, so, how exactly is this not a good idea? You're on vacation. You get trashed. You take a cab home. You now don't have to drive to work the next morning half drunker than a skunker. No-brainer! Going on vacation does not always equal leaving town, either. In my case it means coming into town. Ugh. Conspiracy! Nobody will listen to me. Wah.

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Disclaimer: The views and opinions expressed here are my own only and in no way represent the views, positions or opinions - expressed or implied - of my employers both past and present. « batman vuelve \| Main \| sound of maniacal laugh » mark, mark, everywhere... 2003.10.09 11.33 Alarmed to learn that Jerald has had his name fall out of the Google top ten. I've been trying to get in there. I am position #1 with the Mark Wahlberg site. Lately, I have had to deal with MarkShields.org, an overtly offensive mega religious ME AND MY FAMILY ARE SO AWESOME type of site on a domain I should have bought when I had the chance. Come on. Only I am awesome. Get it right. And now I've come to find out that Mark-Shields.net is showing up way up at the top of the list. This 1997-style site almost seems to rip off mine. Same navigation at the top. Same position of the name at the top. Even the disclaimer at the bottom of the page stinks of stolen HTML. Take a close look at it... doesn't this guy doesn't know that ''intelectual' is misspelled? I mean, come on, like, super DUH! I believe I'm gonna head on over to GoDaddy.com and buy up every varation of my name that isn't already taken. This means war. Just wanna say congratulations to Gary Numan on the birth of his first child. I look forward to seeing him in concert the next chance I get. He wrote ''Cars'' and other notable hits in the 80's. His style is very unique. You should give him a listen if you haven't. Go. Go now. I also want to acknowledge Arnold and his successful run for gov. I like that he's a super moderate and fairly liberal Republican. Personally I'd have preferred that he ran as an independent, but whatever. That's what makes this country so flexible. Hmmm. When are we going to annex Canada and Mexico? I'm getting impatient. I have new names for them: Mexica and Canica. Just so nobody gets confused about who owns who. Come to think of it, we ought to put them Canadians in their place. How about Canaduh? Cannabis? Cana Lama Ding Dong? Okay, okay, fine, I'll stop. I was pissssssed when I was informed that a certain Holiday Party is being planned during the week of 12/8 when I'm in Philly and unable to attend. I was hoping it would happen the week of 12/15 when I'll be on vacation and back in town. What makes the week of 12/8 so special? ''Some people will be going on vacation that next week,'' is what I'm told. Well, really, on vacation? Hey, hey... now wait a minute! I will be on vacation that week! That is my whole point for attending. This party is always held on a weekday, so, how exactly is this not a good idea? You're on vacation. You get trashed. You take a cab home. You now don't have to drive to work the next morning half drunker than a skunker. No-brainer! Going on vacation does not always equal leaving town, either. In my case it means coming into town. Ugh. Conspiracy! Nobody will listen to me. Wah. « batman vuelve \| Main \| sound of maniacal laugh »