ask your coworker 2004
2004.06.21 23.55
Today's Question: ''Privately funded manned craft such as SpaceShipOne are now entering outer space. What are your thoughts on the subject?"
''Does this mean that we're going to be sending a race of cryogenically frozen super humans led by a guy named Khan into space soon?'' |
''I don't see how that kind of advancement is going to help me. Can't they work on making sports cars more pimp, instead?'' | |
''Soooo... do they allow smoking? I mean, like, is there a hidden smoke detector in the lavoratory?'' |
''Trips into outer space? Yeah, right. What's next? Fuel-efficient electric hybrid cars?'' | |
''Those space shuttle NASA guys are gonna be so pissed off! Isn't leaving earth's orbit illegal?'' |
''On one hand, you've got mankind reaching for the stars and bettering themselves. On the other hand, the pilot of SpaceShipOne Mike Melvill is soooo fine. Mmmm!'' | |
''Where are the flying cars? I've been waiting and waiting. I want to see some dang flying cars A.S.A.P.'' |
''That's so awe inspiring. Maybe one day we can go to the moon. That'll be so cool.'' | |
''Yeah, I would have done that whole flying into space on a privately funded craft thing, too, but I had finals.'' |
''Why the hell do you ask me these stupid questions?'' |