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are you hecka stupid?

2000.09.07 11.29

Bored. Went to domainsurfer.com and typed in stupid. Found this.

Watched first half of Sleeper last night. Woody Allen used to be weirder. Now people call him 'nebbish' on a regular basis. He used to be a freak. Hoping I don't lose my freak powers. Hoping I don't marry my wife's adopted child, either. Love is a freak, too. Wondering if I can use freak powers to bend my car fender back into place. Last time I saw Sleeper I was four years old on a plane headed for Beirut, Lebanon. Keanu Reeves was born in Beirut. Saw lots of funeral parades down street. Giant casket paraded in air and held by friends and family. Hundreds of sad people walking down street alongside casket. What a cool way to start your dirt nap.

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