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survivor

2000.10.14 12.36

Survived Friday the 13th. Girlfriend and I broke up. Noticed updates on her site immediately reflected this after a few hours. Made similar updates. Not upset. Amicable. Time to lose some weight. This will be done via exercise or if I strand myself on a deserted island with a bunch of freaks. Noticed that my house is hella dirty. Need change of venue. Pondering move into attic. Bought big ass bottles of Windex, Pledge, and Formula 409. Wonder what happened to the other 408 formulas they came up with before striking paydirt with 409.

full frontal labotomy

Got sniffles. Trying to pass it to as many people as possible in order to gain more empathy. Took two hours to lick every Ozarka drinking cup in the break room.

As usual, car and dog are in need of wash. If I could teach dog to wash car, problem solved.

the search for mr. fusion

Been looking for an old coffee grinder from the 1970s and it appears my hunt may be nearly over. Have to wait. Be patient. Must not tell anyone. Hmmm. Does writing about it in my journal, which the entire earth can read, invalidate that?

Added cam portals to the site. Next cam portal topic? Ugly Dudes.


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