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happy birthday chew-chew

2006.01.20 10.59

Today's is Chew-Chew's 7th birthday. That's 49 years old in dog years. I can't believe he's already over the hill. This morning he got three snacks after our morning walk instead of the usual one.

I plan to head to Barcelona, Spain in June with my dad. We're staying at the Barcelo Atenea Mar hotel. I mention this now so I will be constantly reminded that I need to work on my abs and do a lot of cardio so I can walk around bare chested. I'm running five miles tonight, that's for sure. I don't know what I'm going to do about my ghostly white skin situation. Hopefully I'll think of something in mid-May that involves the spray-on tan thing like they had in the Friends episode ''The One With Ross' Tan. ''

Tanning Salon Guy: Alright Mr. Geller. Right this way. So, how dark do you wanna be?
                   We have one, two or three.

Ross: Well... I like how you look, what are you?

Tanning Salon Guy: Puerto Rican.

Ross: Two, I think a two.

Later...

Ross: It sprayed me before I even got to 3 Mississippi.

Tanning Salon Employee: Mississippi? I said count to 5.

Ross: Mississippilessly?

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