call me because i'm cute

2002.02.14 1.08

My latest purchase from the evil masterminds at Amazon.com:

Under Rug Swept
Alanis Morissette; Audio CD; @ $12.99 each 
Not yet released

My ex-girlfriend Laura was waiting in line for the bathroom in Los Angeles at the premiere of ''The Perfect Storm.'' I was standing outside when Alanis walked past me and into the bathroom. I was all, ''Wow, my girlfriend is in the same bathroom with Alanis.'' I wasn't sure if that was a cool thing or something I just shouldn't remember. Anyway, Alanis just had to fix a run in her pantyhose. I thought she was going to turn into a Transformer Robot and fly out the window and fight bad guys in the Andromeda galaxy, but nooooo. Just a normal person.

me see chinese food

So, it's Valentine's and I'm depressed. Getting through work today wasn't very easy. I am not known for being melancholy. I ordered Chinese take-out in an effort to cheer myself up. Yesterday I spotted a couple slipping their Chinese restaurant menus under all the doors as I walked toward my room at the hotel. I briefly considered banging against my door at the same instant they slipped a menu under my door. I decided against it. I shouldn't be giving those guys a heart attack. Tonight I ordered hot and sour soup, seafood delight, and garlic chicken wings. They didn't get the wings right. The food isn't that spicey. Nevertheless, I wound up eating all of the soup and only picked at the other stuff. If you're hungry, come over and I'll share.

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Disclaimer: The views and opinions expressed here are my own only and in no way represent the views, positions or opinions - expressed or implied - of my employers both past and present. « back to the future \| Main \| which blade? » call me because i'm cute 2002.02.14 1.08 My latest purchase from the evil masterminds at Amazon.com: Under Rug Swept Alanis Morissette; Audio CD; @ $12.99 each Not yet released My ex-girlfriend Laura was waiting in line for the bathroom in Los Angeles at the premiere of ''The Perfect Storm.'' I was standing outside when Alanis walked past me and into the bathroom. I was all, ''Wow, my girlfriend is in the same bathroom with Alanis.'' I wasn't sure if that was a cool thing or something I just shouldn't remember. Anyway, Alanis just had to fix a run in her pantyhose. I thought she was going to turn into a Transformer Robot and fly out the window and fight bad guys in the Andromeda galaxy, but nooooo. Just a normal person. So, it's Valentine's and I'm depressed. Getting through work today wasn't very easy. I am not known for being melancholy. I ordered Chinese take-out in an effort to cheer myself up. Yesterday I spotted a couple slipping their Chinese restaurant menus under all the doors as I walked toward my room at the hotel. I briefly considered banging against my door at the same instant they slipped a menu under my door. I decided against it. I shouldn't be giving those guys a heart attack. Tonight I ordered hot and sour soup, seafood delight, and garlic chicken wings. They didn't get the wings right. The food isn't that spicey. Nevertheless, I wound up eating all of the soup and only picked at the other stuff. If you're hungry, come over and I'll share. « back to the future \| Main \| which blade? »