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2001.07.13 17.48

I have 40 hours to accomplish all of my goals this weekend before I have to leave for Philly again. This includes falling asleep two times. I figure if I can sleep just 8 hours total I will get 32 useful hours. I will need at least two showers in there, so there goes another 40 minutes (I'm a guy, a shower is fast and to the point. I lather up completely, but there's no point in reveling in it -- especially if you're alone in the shower). Snort, snort. Grunt, grunt. I assume another 20 minutes will be wasted due to bio breaks, trying to fall asleep, trying to wake up and passing gas. Okay, that's gross. I didn't mean to steep that low. Okay. Yes, I did.

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