My official job titles are Technology Architect and Creative Lead. I love my job, although I wouldn't mind stepping away if I were to either win the lottery or become a big time movie director. I'll also accept funds from repeat appearances on Wheel of Fortune, if necessary. Come on, big money!

I've got a basset hound named Chew Chew. He's very good at making people go ''Awwwww... Lookit the dawggy!!!'' while we go on our daily walks in Olde City Philadelphia. My time spent watching a TV show called ''The Dog Whisperer'' and using new behavior management techniques has annoyed Chew Chew to no end.

My interests include photography, programming, movies, healthy eating, fitness, music, and the occasional ride in a weird car.

Music that I like includes A-ha, Aerosmith, A Perfect Circle, Alanis Morissette, Annie Lennox, Art of Noise, Barenaked Ladies, Beastie Boys, Beatles, Big Country, Blink 182, Butthole Surfers, Chemical Brothers, Colin Hay (Men At Work), The Byrds, Chicago, Coldplay, Crystal Method, The Cult, Depeche Mode, Echo &; The Bunnyman, ELO, Elton John, Eminem, Enya, Fatboy Slim, Fischerspooner, The Flaming Lips, Fleetwood Mac, Foo Fighters, Garbage, Gary Numan, Guster, Heart, Howard Jones, Huey Lewis, Incubus, INXS, Journey, The Judys, Loretta Lynn, Madonna, Marilyn Manson, Metallica, Moody Blues, Morrissey, Nitzer Ebb, New Order, Nine Inch Nails, The Offspring, Ozzy Osbourne, Peter Murphy, The Police, Prince, Psychedelic Furs, Pushmonkey, Queen, Radiohead, Rammstein, Rob Zombie, Rush, Seal, Sisters of Mercy, Siouxsie and the Banshees, The Smiths, Skinny Puppy, Soft Cell, Stevie Nicks, Sting, Thompson Twins, Tears For Fears, Tori Amos, Tubeway Army, U2, Van Halen, Velvet Revolver, Violent Femmes, Weird Al, White Zombie.

Movies that I like include Back to the Future, The Wizard of Oz, Donnie Darko, Spider-Man 1 and 2, Ferris Bueller's Day Off, The Empire Strikes Back, Office Space, Matrix Trilogy, A Clockwork Orange, Star Trek II, Superman, Raiders of the Lost Ark, Terminator 2, Career Opportunities, The Breakfast Club, Highlander, Batman Begins, Sixteen Candles, ALIENS, ALIEN, Barbarella, Napoleon Dynamite, The Quiet Earth, Bill &; Ted's Excellent Adventure, The Black Hole, Buckaroo Bonzai, Candy, Close Encounters, Flash Gordon, Grease, Halloween, Heaven Can Wait, Indiana Jones &; The Last Crusade, Innerspace, Jaws, The Jerk, Joe Versus The Volcano, Logan's Run, Lord of the Rings Trilogy, Beetlejuice, Popeye, Raising Arizona, Oh Brother Where Art Thou?, Escape From Witch Mountain, The River's Edge, The Shining, Slaughter House 5, Three Kings, Boogie Nights, Used Cars, When Harry Met Sally, Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory.

Respectfully,
The Super Genius