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2000.09.15 12.56

Remembered my first car wreck today. Was driving down two lane asphalt road in 1986. Lots of opposing traffic just sitting in other lane. Kept looking at people inside their cars. Recall thinking, "Ugly. Ugly. Dude. Ugly. Dude. Dude. Ugly." On the cusp of the next ugly I saw that the car I'd been following had stopped. Slammed on my brakes. Smashed up my Corolla's front end. Didn't scratch the guy I hit. Cop was sitting in a patrol car not 50 yards away. Came up and nosed around. No tickets issued. Drove home my beat up car and told my dad. He was cool about it. Almost got hit by people backing out of parking spaces yesterday. Honked my horn at their ass. Scared them. My horn rules. Guy I work with is very big into the horn honking. They should make horns that shout out bleeped obscenities. You could put it in 'Full-On Potty Mouth' mode when you're out in the country or traveling through Dallas.

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Disclaimer: The views and opinions expressed here are my own only and in no way represent the views, positions or opinions - expressed or implied - of my employers both past and present. « the meaning of life \| Main \| nickel teen withdrawal » funeral arraignments 2000.09.15 12.56 Remembered my first car wreck today. Was driving down two lane asphalt road in 1986. Lots of opposing traffic just sitting in other lane. Kept looking at people inside their cars. Recall thinking, "Ugly. Ugly. Dude. Ugly. Dude. Dude. Ugly." On the cusp of the next ugly I saw that the car I'd been following had stopped. Slammed on my brakes. Smashed up my Corolla's front end. Didn't scratch the guy I hit. Cop was sitting in a patrol car not 50 yards away. Came up and nosed around. No tickets issued. Drove home my beat up car and told my dad. He was cool about it. Almost got hit by people backing out of parking spaces yesterday. Honked my horn at their ass. Scared them. My horn rules. Guy I work with is very big into the horn honking. They should make horns that shout out bleeped obscenities. You could put it in 'Full-On Potty Mouth' mode when you're out in the country or traveling through Dallas. « the meaning of life \| Main \| nickel teen withdrawal »