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2001.04.08 2.17

Confirming that he is somewhat above average according to 200 people, Super Genius Mark Shields cancels his plastic surgeon appointment as well as his trip to visit the Paul Reubens Lookalike Counseling Center in LA.

Saw Blow tonight with my very tall and very hot and German best-good-friend Maria. Laughed my ass off. Started off slow but it hit a nice pace thereafter. Drank two ''house'' margaritas at Cafe Adobe before the movie. Smoked 3/4 of a cigarette to prove I knew how to smoke. Heh. I can flick the ashes and everything. I'm so cool. If I could go back to the beginning of the evening, I'd do it all over again. On a scale from 1 to 10 with 10 being the best, I give it a 8.455 with the Colombian judge abstaining.

On a completely unrelated note, when I was 16 I remember a cop pulled me over because he suspected I was carrying beer for some reason, so he demanded that I open up my trunk. I opened it and all he found was an empty Coors case with no beers or anything in it. It was completely empty... just a box. You could tell he was disappointed because cops get off on busting kids. He couldn't just let me go though. He had to try to scare me. He was all like, "Okay, well, I didn't catch you in the act this time... but i'm gonna remember you!" What was he going to do? Bust me on account of "I'm gonna remember you?" Is that a misdemeanor? Wait, let me call my lawyer. I need Matlock up in this b**ch.