let them know it's christmas time

2001.01.07 16.58

I was on Napster last night and looking for good tunes. I am only serving up 150 files but I have a weird selection including the Superman II soundtrack along with a lot of Guster. My Napster handle is supergenius! (with the exclaimation point) if you'd like to take a look at my stuff. I got a Napster Instant Message from some jerk who said, "Thanks a lot, jackass!" I looked at the transfer window to see that this idiot couldn't get a download to complete. Wasn't my fault. But I took this as a challenge to my manhood. I am not a jackass. I am a human being. I was tempted to tell him I was not affiliated with MTV Productions and that he should go to the MTV website for further info. Instead, I told him I was going to trace his IP and format his hard drive. He cursed once again and then I told him I was gonna forego formatting his drive and instead install Barbie® Digital Makeover permanently and remove his Add/Remove Applications icon. Some people just don't know who they are messing with.

I found this wonderful site, BadAssBuddy.com, which has specialized AOL Instant Messenger buddy icons. I am using the pictured DeLorean icon when at home. I still use a Marilyn Manson eyeball for work to show that I like to buck the system and The Man. However, if I should become The Man myself, I'll of course drop all rebellious nature and cash in on my stock options.

I have been re-working my DeLorean pages and added a new section called How Does Time Travel Work? It is based on theory, of course, but it sounds plausible. Even more so based upon your current blood-alchohol content. I have been collecting links to people hanging around Back to the Future DeLoreans for the last few weeks and will put together a Freak section for that. Along my way I found what has to be the WORST paper ever written in college. Now, this guy was in a class of students that were still learning English, but my goodness, please proofread before subjecting the earth to your "work."

Last tidbit for the day is a site I found while trying to see how many people link to my friend Oktober Night. I think this is a club somewhere in Germany, although the domain has a .ch extension. The Scarlett Nitelife will reveal how different things are in Europe. I mean, come on, are tweezers illegal over there, or what? Actually, I'm not sure if that is really a girl or not. Be sure to check out the Photos section for lots of freaky fotos from the deutschland.