now i'm upset

2005.08.01 10.24

Vader was visibly upset that the final choice for rebel base expeditions had been made. ''But there are no people there!'' he whined to his petite, blonde, 18 year-old companion (HERBIE: FULLY LOADED's Lindsay Lohan). ''You'll be okay'' she assured him. Vader then took off his mask and wrapped his hand around the side of his face, his fingers passing right through where a nose used to be. ''Awwww, come on!'' Lindsay then insisted that scans indicated the Vahrihon System was where the rebel base was going to be located. Vader then furtively opined, ''It's just not cool that we're going there and won't have anyone to help us out.'' Lindsay replied: ''Dude, we have, like, a million clones. We'll be fine.'' Lindsay then placed black headgear similar to Vader's over her head and pressed a button. A grotesque series of sliding, metallic-black facial plates slid over her mouth and eventually enveloped her entire face. When the process was complete, the plates morphed and took on her earlier non-mask, human appearance. And then... she began to sing. A perfectly mechanical voice began to sing a pop song. It was obvious to Vader that the mask was helping her do this. The scene suddenly stopped when I pressed a button on my Playstation 2. I wondered how this scene could have been cut from Star Wars: Episode III. ''Wow, how did this scene get cut from Star Wars: Episode III?'' I asked redundantly. I then woke up from my dream in a sweat. I'm weird, right? Is this a normal dream?

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Disclaimer: The views and opinions expressed here are my own only and in no way represent the views, positions or opinions - expressed or implied - of my employers both past and present. « reporter \| Main \| the crazies » now i'm upset 2005.08.01 10.24 Vader was visibly upset that the final choice for rebel base expeditions had been made. ''But there are no people there!'' he whined to his petite, blonde, 18 year-old companion (HERBIE: FULLY LOADED's Lindsay Lohan). ''You'll be okay'' she assured him. Vader then took off his mask and wrapped his hand around the side of his face, his fingers passing right through where a nose used to be. ''Awwww, come on!'' Lindsay then insisted that scans indicated the Vahrihon System was where the rebel base was going to be located. Vader then furtively opined, ''It's just not cool that we're going there and won't have anyone to help us out.'' Lindsay replied: ''Dude, we have, like, a million clones. We'll be fine.'' Lindsay then placed black headgear similar to Vader's over her head and pressed a button. A grotesque series of sliding, metallic-black facial plates slid over her mouth and eventually enveloped her entire face. When the process was complete, the plates morphed and took on her earlier non-mask, human appearance. And then... she began to sing. A perfectly mechanical voice began to sing a pop song. It was obvious to Vader that the mask was helping her do this. The scene suddenly stopped when I pressed a button on my Playstation 2. I wondered how this scene could have been cut from Star Wars: Episode III. ''Wow, how did this scene get cut from Star Wars: Episode III?'' I asked redundantly. I then woke up from my dream in a sweat. I'm weird, right? Is this a normal dream? « reporter \| Main \| the crazies »