come on baby...
2002.10.10 11.49
Was walking dog on the crappy fast 10 minute walk. He hates the short walks. Just before minute 9 rolled around, a little old lady across the street yelled something my way. First thought she complimented the dog. Wrong. Still inaudible, she repeated herself. I say, ''Huh?'' Inaudible message gets repeated. I relent and cross the street to figure out what she's saying. Me: ''Say what?'' Her: ''Excuse me sir, do you have a light?'' Pfft. I'm on a schedule. Don't have time to ignite things. Pointed to sun and said, ''There's a light. Right up there. Didn't you notice it?''