Sorry for the lack of updates. I’ve been knee deep in apathy and procrastination. Got lots to talk about. Don’t got lots of time. Will update site with new layout I have been harboring like a fugitive within the next couple of days. Returning to Philly tomorrow night on the first. Can’t wait to get […]
livin’ la cd loca
Went to a Philly Flyers game last night courtesy of the generous folks here at the Philly office. I haven’t been back to the First Union Center since I attended the Madonna concert. Now I was up in a club suite stocked full of food and drinks. It was very nice. Wish I could bring […]
strangers
The stupidest thing they do at the airport is ask you those questions about your baggage. Tonight at the Delta Airlines ticketing booth I was asked, for a second time in as many weeks, the following question: ”Have you received anything from strangers?” The question is opened ended. There is no timespan in the question. […]
exhaustion
Tired. Busiest week I’ve had in a while at work. Two more weeks and it’s vacation time. Expect my site updates to surge. Stopped by Best Buy on the way to the airport to try to cheer myself up. Bought ”Sex in the City: The Second Season” and the ”Britney Spears Complete Videos Collection.” I […]
t’ain’t it love
I sh*t you not. I received this email just moments ago: Follower of The Antichrist, Craving a little taste of some fresh meat? Marilyn Manson has chosen to cover Soft Cell’s 1982 new wave classic, “Tainted Love,” for the upcoming film “Not Another Teen Movie.” The soundtrack for this movie will be released on December […]
who is this phil harmonic guy?
Amazing week. Plane crashed in Queens. Christian workers held in Afghanistan were freed. My company stopped 401K matching benefits, Hertz upgraded me to a kick ass New Jersey green Ford Mustang for *free* and I’m starting my Thanksgiving vacation today. So, some good, some bad. I got an email from my wise friend Jason who […]
i think i’m paranoid
Senior Chief Commanding Officer Chris DiLeo ponders his next executive empowered decision: Bud? Or Bud Lite? I get paranoid about once a month. I stress out about things and then after a few days of it I shake it off and go back to normal. I’m in the middle of another paranoid episode. I am […]
i’ll have the usual
Not understanding why she was being asked to tout an advertisment for cheap satellite TV, Amber Johnson (inset) looks directly at the sun as instructed. ”Gee, that stings!” admitted Amber. How much am I getting paid for this? ”Shut up and smile!” countered Nathan Frakes, her manager and agent. Signed up on Matchmaker.com. Not sure […]
blind people are cool
Visit MirrorProject.com to see pictures of people taking a picture of themself in the mirror. I have a mirror inside a bicycle tire that I should carry around with me, along with my camera. Excellent meeting possibilities abound. Yeah, I know, this caption isn’t funny. Try squinting your eyes, that usually makes what I write […]
don’t you hate it when
I’m single. I’ve been single for nearly a year. Yes, I’ve dated to a very minor degree this past year, but nothing serious. Right now I’m in a dating chasm. I am not looking to get out of it, but being in the chasm is a drag. The upside is I save lots of money […]