31-Dec-2001 Uncategorized

under the wire & thru the woods

Sorry for the lack of updates. I’ve been knee deep in apathy and procrastination. Got lots to talk about.
Don’t got lots of time. Will update site with new layout I have been harboring like a fugitive within the next
couple of days. Returning to Philly tomorrow night on the first. Can’t wait to get back to my new friends.

Ask Your CoWorker

Today’s Question: ”What is your New Year’s resolution?



”To stop scratching my head all the time. Oh, man. There I go again! Dammit!”
   

”I can’t think of anything. Ask me next week when I’m out of my holiday mood.”


”I don’t believe in revolution. Give peace a chance, okay?”
   

”To stop being so damn good looking?”


”I just resubmit the same resolutions from last year. I’m thrifty like that.”
   

”To stop getting so many tattoos. All I have left are my palms!”


”I promise not to order odd numbers of sushi. Do you know how hard it is to split a piece of sushi with your wife?”
   

”It’s New Year’s? Again? I’m going to need documentation from you proving that.”


”I need to stop getting into strange Batmobiles with strangers.”
   

”I gave up on doing that back in the early 80’s. My last one was to get Wham! reunited. I think you can see how that turned out.”