I saw ”Planet of the Apes” again on Friday. My view has completely changed and I’m giving this work of art a positive thumbs up. My review will be forthcoming. I also bought the soundtrack. It rocks. Very Batman-esque. Where can I buy a Danny Elfman bust?    day 26 [Ft. Washington, PA] imposter To […]

My friend Dawn, whom I’ve known since we were in elementary school, attended the Madonna concert with me on Sunday, July 22nd. I hadn’t really spent much time with Dawn since we’d gone backpacking for six weeks through Europe in 1992. We went our separate ways and didn’t really hang out after the trip was […]

Yo. Tired. Sleepy. Groggy. Let me give you the skinny on the premiere of Planet of the Apes and tomorrow afternoon I’ll go over Dawn & The Madonna Experience. Woke up early and dropped off Dawn at the airport. This will make sense when I recurse through the week. Running through what happened tonight so […]

I need to update you on the Madonna concert last night (fantastic) as well as on the Planet of the Apes premiere that is going on tonight. As I’d mentioned earlier, they were able to snag me one single ticket, so I’m about to pick up some fancy shmancy clothes from The Mall to take […]

Friday the 13th today. Planes don’t normally start crashing on this day, so nothing to fear. Wondering why some buildings don’t have a 13th floor, while some do. When I was working for a client in Florida it was on the 13th floor. Nothing but good stuff happening there. My favorite number is 8, however. […]

I have 40 hours to accomplish all of my goals this weekend before I have to leave for Philly again. This includes falling asleep two times. I figure if I can sleep just 8 hours total I will get 32 useful hours. I will need at least two showers in there, so there goes another […]

Plans are shaping up. I have confirmation that I will be attending the premiere for ”Planet of the Apes” in New York on July 23rd. One night after Madonna. Maybe she’ll attend the premiere? That would be more than kick ass. Because tickets are so tight I may be the only person going according to […]

I’m on a plane again returning to Philly. As usual, I’ve reduced the font size on my screen to near microscopic levels so nobody can see what I’m typing. It’s not that I am saying anything bad about anybody, but I am sure there are looky loos behind me curious to see what Mr. Nice […]

I am sitting next to The Smacker. Every 3 seconds he f***ing makes a smacking sound and it is driving me up the wall. I am contemplating murder. I don’t think he realizes how annoying this is. Even though he is only inches away from me and could most likely see what I am typing, […]

Switched to Best Western Montgomeryville. Every kind of department and food store in existance is within walking distance from here. My commercialism drought is over. The hotel is very 60’s kitsch. It smells like hotels in my distance memory have always smelled. They must have some kind of secret air freshener that you can only […]