I have 40 hours to accomplish all of my goals this weekend before I have to leave for Philly again. This includes falling asleep two times. I figure if I can
sleep just 8 hours total I will get 32 useful hours. I will need at least two showers in there, so there goes another 40 minutes (I’m a guy, a shower is fast and
to the point. I lather up completely, but there’s no point in reveling in it — especially if you’re alone in the shower). Snort, snort. Grunt, grunt. I assume
another 20 minutes will be wasted due to bio breaks, trying to fall asleep, trying to wake up and passing gas. Okay, that’s gross. I didn’t mean to steep that low.
Okay. Yes, I did.