Attended The Golden Age of Grotesque Marilyn Manson concert last night at the Tower Theater. I had the best seat for a concert I’ve ever had. Front row center. No barrier. Basically it was Marilyn Manson putting on a show 5 feet away. He played a good number of songs… I’ll get the exact set […]

Last night went to South Street to help my coworker friend find a costume. Went into some creepy place where they were super-pushy with what you could and couldn’t try on. ”Can I try on this wig?” ”NO.” ”How will I know if it fits?” ”HERE. YOU PUT ON BLUE WIG. FITS JUST LIKE OTHER […]

Reward Lost Dog Name: Stella Breed: German Shepherd Mix; Age: 3 Last Seen: October 18, 2003 Villages of Bear Creek Subdivision Please Call David McKenzie281-413-6294 Daydreaming about my time spent at Number’s Night Club. Decided to try, yet again, to find decent similar club in Philly. Found a place called Shampoo which has a night […]

Dusted apartment over the weekend when I wasn’t moving things around for hours and hours. Discovered that the little spots on the kitchen floor were actually filth of some design. All gone now. Dog is confused now that floor is no longer dotted with spots. Wondering what previous tenant did to create them. Found old […]

I wanted to learn how to levitate. I did some searches on the internet. Most results were junk. Some offered to teach you if you bought their $25 video tape. Pfft. I eventually found out how to do it for free. It’s taken me about a day to get the illusion down pat and this […]

Edited yesterday’s entry to improve ha ha factor. Plotting trip to Best Buy to acquire Matrix Reloaded and South Park The Movie. Plan to play Matrix Reloaded tonight in vain attempt to piss off my neighbor with my kick ass speakers. Forgot to talk about how cool my parking garage is. My parking garage is […]

Watched recorded TV on Friday. Contemplated moving furniture. Took some pictures (see my portal). Wondering if taking an overhead picture while I’m lying down makes me look like I’m dead. Scheduled trip to Petsmart for The Dog at 8 AM tomorrow morning. Zonked out at 11. Woke up. Duh. Decided taking dog in at 8 […]

I registered MARK-SHIELDS.BIZ, MARK-SHIELDS.ORG, MARK-SHIELDS.US, MARKSHIELDS.BIZ, MARKSHIELDS.US, MARKSHIELDS.WS, SUPER-GENIUS.BIZ, SUPER-GENIUS.US, and SUPER-GENIUS.WS. I feel much better now. Hey I got some emails from a few friends last night. I’ll be writing you back tonight. I’ve been working on designing some clothing with a friend. Very different from doing web work. The name of the site […]

Alarmed to learn that Jerald has had his name fall out of the Google top ten. I’ve been trying to get in there. I am position #1 with the Mark Wahlberg site. Lately, I have had to deal with MarkShields.org, an overtly offensive mega religious ME AND MY FAMILY ARE SO AWESOME type of site […]

I feel funky. Like I’ve got a cold that might show up. I am trying to kill it with positive thinking and hot coffee. Whenever I feel like I’m getting sick on a Friday or Saturday, I try to stick it out. I am famous for getting sick on Saturday and then recovering by Sunday […]