Watched recorded TV on Friday. Contemplated moving furniture. Took some pictures (see my portal). Wondering if taking an overhead picture while I’m lying down makes me look like I’m dead. Scheduled trip to Petsmart for The Dog at 8 AM tomorrow morning. Zonked out at 11.
Woke up. Duh. Decided taking dog in at 8 AM was pure insanity and canceled. Made up story that my car was unavailable. Wondered why I felt compelled to lie to the Petsmart grooming department. Shrugged. Walked back and forth between my two pieces of furniture. Attempted to imagine better layout by squinting eyes. Decided instead to fix bed. Walked dog. Worked on my PHP and MySQL skillz. Had lunch at Silk City. Went to see ”Kill Bill, Vol. 1” in Cherry Hill. Loved it. Can’t wait to see Vol. 2. Cutting it up = good choice. There’s a nice cliffhanger element thrown to you at the last second before the credits roll so you can scream out, “NO F—ING WAY!” Quintin is back on his game. Watched SNL with Justin Timberlake. His parody of Punk’d was well done. Weekend Update was the best segment (as usual). Lost consciousness at 2 AM.
Woke up. Duh. Decided to finally move furniture. Opened my windows completely. This is rare because the windows are 7 layers deep: the old ghetto building window sandwiched between four plates of glass and two screens. Seems excessive. I told the landlady that I had to remove one glass pane because it was about to fall out and smash into the street during the hurricane windyness a few weeks ago. She responded with a disbelieving, ”I don’t think the hurricane really affected us…” as if I had imagined the whole thing. Thanks for the vote of confidence. Wait until I tell her about the Sasquatch in the attic.
Spent the rest of the day stressing out over my fantasy football team until the last game of the day was over (my opponet is beating me by 1 point). There’s still tonight’s game. I’m 4-1-0 right now and the guy I’m playing is the only 5-0-0 team. I make no predictions, but (to make a prediction) I suspect I will be kicking his fantasy football ass after MNF is over with.
