got to pay your dues if you wanna sing the blues, and you know it don’t come easy. you don’t have to shout or leap about, you can even play them easy. forget about the past and all your sorrows, the future won’t last, it will soon be over tomorrow. i don’t ask for much, […]

Once upon a time – Once when you were mine – I remember skies – Reflected in your eyes – I wonder where you are – I wonder if you think about me – Once upon a time – In your wildest dreams. Once the world was new – Our bodies felt the morning dew […]

Good day. Asked lots of questions. Got lots of answers. Hotel breakfast food is bad. Despite this knowledge, I just ordered room service. Escargot, caesar salad, buffalo wings and a Heineken. I’m watching the heinous tv edit of Interview with a Vampire on UPN. During the breaks I have noticed the ads for the new […]

Leaving for Florida in the morning. Taking on the project from hell. I refuse to accept that, however. Whenever someone says something like that, it’s because someone somewhere couldn’t hack it. Going to pull a Bill Clinton on this one and come from behind to win. Hey, stop thinking dirty. As usual, my dad will […]

Confirming that he is somewhat above average according to 200 people, Super Genius Mark Shields cancels his plastic surgeon appointment as well as his trip to visit the Paul Reubens Lookalike Counseling Center in LA. Saw Blow tonight with my very tall and very hot and German best-good-friend Maria. Laughed my ass off. Started off […]

Remind me not to post any more blog entries at 3 AM. Too much sharing. Watching the Real World Hawaii marathon on MTV. There was a housemate that season named Amaya. For those of you with a vague recollection about this season, I will summarize it in Dude-Speak. Ahem. "You know, it’s the blonde chick […]

May I speak cryptically? I have this thing I am supposed to do for work, but there are these other things that I also wanted to do. I thought I could pick which ones I would get to do. I was wrong. Now, don’t get confused — I can do all of these things. There […]

Found out my water heater has been taking a pee for the last week or so. Downside is that I have some wet carpet and some of my action figure boxes got a bit damp. Upside is I went to Home Depot and bought a brand new GE 50 gallon electric heater. $161 for heater. […]

There is free beer and pizza here after work. It seems odd that we always seem to have a keg of beer and pizza after a round of layoffs. Kind of like having a celebration that we survived. I heard they are going to have miniature shrunken head bobbing once the beer starts kicking in. […]

Watching lots of interviews with Jennifer Love Hewitt on the telly. She fine! I like how she’s not a completely traditional beauty. I definitely find myself attracted to girls that are unique and, preferrably, freaky. In a good way. I need that freaky quality to keep up with my own, of course. Okay, if I […]