I saw ”The Butterfly Effect” on Satuday while Chew had his monthly Top Dog stink cleansing at Petsmart. I loved it! The movie — not the stink cleansing. The reviews for ”Butterfly” have been mixed at best but I blame The Ashton Kutcher Factor given that he’s so well known for playing a doofus. Any […]

Rebecca came up from Houston earlier this month to visit me in Chilly Philly. During her trip (and after I’d recovered from my Official Super Genius Annual Food Poisoning™) we visited Nocturne Nightclub where she proceeded to meet and greet people with no shyness whatsoever. I could only dream of being as extroverted. However, if […]

I’m selling my Sony DCR-TRV230 camcorder on ebay. You should buy it. No, really.

When I was working for a client in Florida I got to do some work with a company that sold newsfeeds. I’ve found a couple of good source for free feeds, although they often go out of business when they realize their business models are wretched, unrealistic and poop-laden. Go figure. Here’s a new one […]

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This guy is an inspiration. Click on the link regarding body transformation and fitness and you’ll be entertained by this guy’s dedication. I think part of my goal this year is to be Spider-Man for Halloween — only I won’t be wearing any dinky prosthetics under the costume. You’ll see. I’m trying to work a […]

I’m working on two resolutions that I’ve been dragging my feet on for many, many years. Simply put, I plan to spend time here and also some time here. I can’t figure out which one is more work. Hopefully they’ll compliment each other. I don’t want to jinx myself so that’s all I’m saying about […]

My bedroom has been a freakin’ holy mess for the last two and a half years. I’d consolidated all of my stuff into the master bedroom long ago to accomodate my roommates. That all changed this past week when I decided sentimental attachment to crap was a waste of time and space. Those two wooden […]

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I’m back at work. Woke up at 6 AM and got here at 7:30 AM. Howard Stern entertained me faithfully. Most of my worries seem to be subsiding at the moment, although nothing is resolved. I am planning ahead for my return to Houston next week. A group of us are going to meet at […]