My time at the client I’ve been working for since June 2001 is finally drawing to an end. I’m in the middle of the delicate Knowledge Transfer Process™ whereby everything I’ve learned in 3 years is compressed into 5 weeks. I’m having fun with it this time around, and it’s a lot like being back […]

This morning I stopped at the Starbucks on 3rd and Arch to grab some coffee. When I walked out I was confronted with the Philadelphia DPS ticketing lady writing me up for parking in a spot that wasn’t a spot. I told her she was a real sweetheart and in reply she told me that […]

I went to bed last night after watching the latest Star Trek: Enterprise thinking I’d wake up in the morning and get a present like it was Christmas morning. I was quite surprised to find a lump of coal in my stocking, instead. I’m not sure why I thought Kerry had this whole thing sewn […]

Watch Ashlee Simpson lip sync on Saturday Night Live and get busted Milli Vanilli style. I’m including the actual act, the ”OH SO SORRY MY BAND MESSED UP” excuse at the end of the show… AND… and you usually can’t find this… the song she sang earlier in the show. You’ll hear her weak voice […]

I’ve got a giant honkin’ update to post. Topics to be covered include: Corvette electrical systems vs. State Safety Inspectors, I Heart Huckabees vs. Super-Size Me, the October Quarterly Meeting vs. the Tron Costume guy, What I get for leaving the DeLorean at the Hyatt Regency underground convention room for two days (vs. not leaving […]

Christopher Reeve September 25, 1952 – October 10, 2004 For those who care to do so, the family has requested that donations be made in his honor to the Foundation. Cards may be sent to the family in care of the Foundation at 500 Morris Avenue, Springfield, New Jersey 07081.

I’m in my master bedroom closet where I have my Sony desktop set up. I need to get on the ball and start packing for the plane ride back to Philadelphia, but I thought I would catch up everyone on all my latest eccentric goings-on. I saw ”The Forgotten” on Friday night and ”Cellular” on […]

"The Love Song" "Personal Jesus" "mOBSCENE" "The Fight Song" "Tainted Love" "The Dope Show" "This Is the New Sh*t" "Disposable Teens" "Sweet Dreams (Are Made of This)" "Lunchbox" "Tourniquet" "Rock Is Dead" "Get Your Gunn" "The Nobodies" "Long Hard Road Out of Hell" "The Beautiful People" "The Reflecting God"

Month 40 here in Philadelphia is drawing closer. The latest nuance that I just picked up on has to do with shoes. For some reason in Texas we call Foot Locker purchased shoes ”Tennis Shoes” or ”Tenny Shoes” or some variation thereof. At least that’s what I’ve been calling them all this time. Somebody let […]