Jesse Jackson attempts to make his index finger pass through a Florida election ballot. After several failed attempts, the determined Reverend was quoted as saying, "Dammit, how the hell does David Copperfield do this?" Figured out my ill feelings at the Manson concert. Didn’t know the words to new songs he played, so I felt […]

Want to see The Blue Man Group perform one day. Are you unbreakable? Went to Manson concert last night. Had fun time. Managed to get about 20 feet from the stage, dead center. As soon as Manson started up, the mosh from hell began. Wasn’t too bad. Fell down two times. Each time someone grabbed […]

10/27, Friday Night: Went to #’s and to a nearby party once I realized the night was a suck. Entrance fee to party was $10. Went to gate. Off duty cop stood in way. Told cop, "Yup, just coming back from my car." Made weak attempt at smile. Cop waves me in. I find friends […]

Noticing a lot of dorky instructions on things as of late. Bought HP 5370 Scanner. Had full motion video instructions on how to plug in all cables. One of the videos showed me how to put the plug into a wall outlet. Duh. This morning opened up bag of oatmeal and read instructions. ‘For thicker […]

Got my Mr. Fusion in the mail yesterday. Lookie here. And here. Watched last minute of Back to the Future last night. Almost laughable how blatantly obvious a coffee grinder is being used for the Mr. Fusion piece. Foresee myself in Home Depot trying to find pieces to complete project. Also foresee myself in Home […]

Played the Snooze Button game for one hour this morning. Crawled out of bed. Took shower. Gave back shower when done. Used electric razor to shave. Looked for breakfast food in fridge. Found none. Patted my fat belly and decided I’d survive. Keeping belly in case of nuclear war. I figure all the people with […]

Very irritated right now by certain people (that I don’t work with, rest assured my work friends). Want to lash out. Realize that when my other friends are as pissed as this and lash out, it sucks major bigtime. Trying to hold in lashing out urge. Saw Simpsons episode years ago where Marge tells Lisa […]

Here’s aforementioned coffee grinder. Bought off Ebay for $80. Kick ass. Took blog break. For those not yet in the know, blog = web log. Went to court today for 42 MPH in a 20 MPH school zone and bad inspection sticker tickets. My lawyer, a John Larroquet look-alike, paced around entire time. Cop took […]

Played basketball today. Played only two games. I suck at half-court. The rules suck. Got hit in face while I was substituting for another player. Jerald apparently pushed him one step closer to death. This guy’s mouth started up as soon as he walked on the court and didn’t stop, even after his buddies drove […]

Survived Friday the 13th. Girlfriend and I broke up. Noticed updates on her site immediately reflected this after a few hours. Made similar updates. Not upset. Amicable. Time to lose some weight. This will be done via exercise or if I strand myself on a deserted island with a bunch of freaks. Noticed that my […]