19-Nov

the truth about marky

Had a coworker come up and say he hadn’t caught ”Truth About Charlie” at the theaters yet. There is a small # of people who know I run MarkWahlberg.com for his management company. I’m sure even fewer know that I have broken images and links on the site that I need to get off my […]

14-Nov

added ad

New marketing gimmick I’ve noticed in the graphic design world is showing someone with an abnormally huge head on their small body. A few years ago the overhead shot of someone looking up was all the rage. Birdseye view? Anyway, the Jerry Seinfeld children’s halloween comic book, for example, is one instance that I can […]

13-Nov

recounting

Last week went to see Jackass with fellow coworkers. We were to meet at the Bull and Barrel in Montgomeryville, PA. Got there. Closed! Left my car in parking lot with note on window giving our contact info. Drove with fellow coworker to alternate inebriation center. Happy hour yielded freebie finger foods. After an hour […]

11-Nov

son of jackass

Been busy. On Thursday left work at noon and took the R5 train to 30th Street Station. From there a $40 Amtrak ticket got me to New York City. Used AAA card for 10% discount. Met up with Oktober and contacted a friend in Houston for directions to Comedy Central. Oktober had procured tix to […]

05-Nov

jackass

Hired a dog walker yesterday. We’ll see how Chew gets along with him. Basset hounds aren’t known as being killers. A 45 minute walk in the midafternoon costs $10 a pop. Beats trying to get home as fast as possible to avoid crossing the 12 hour threshold since the last walk. He can hold it, […]

02-Nov

green oj and ham

Digging through my archives trying to find my old videotape collection Lotus 123 spreadsheet. Found this old poem I wrote the night before the first OJ trial ended. Oddly enough this poem has been edited and mangled over the years even though I only posted it in the usenet newsgroups in May 1995. It’s also […]

01-Nov

customer service

Just got off phone with Merrill Lynch. Nightmare! I’m reminded of a recurring dream I have where I get stuck in an elevator and the bottom falls out. There is no escape for me and I totally die and wake up when I hit the bottom. I had the same experience on the phone today, […]

31-Oct

hollow win

Tonight will be lame. Nothing planned. Tomorrow night I will be at #’s. Hello Renee and yes, I understand the power of The Force. Only saw Clones three times so far this year. There are no IMAX screens near me here that will be playing ”Attack of the Clones.” The closest is in New York […]

30-Oct

what is real?

Yo Bush Man. I’m there and got your directions for your place. See you at Number’s Night Club. Blue pill or red pill? Follow the white rabbit. Go out on the ledge and wait for instructions. Just wanted to wish Winona Ryder a happy belated 31st birthday. Being on trial must be a major drag. […]