Yo Bush Man. I’m there and got your directions for your place. See you at Number’s Night Club. Blue pill or red pill? Follow the white rabbit. Go out on the ledge and wait for instructions.


Just wanted to wish Winona Ryder a happy belated 31st birthday. Being on trial must be a major drag. I give her a 50/50 chance on getting acquitted, although I think the guy who supposedly saw her do all the really incriminating stuff in the changing room will turn out to have a checkered past. That’s my take. Remember what I said about The White Van not belonging to the sniper? You’ve got friends on the jury, anyway, so just stand around and keep looking pretty. If you get busted and go to the crowbar Hilton, I’ll visit and bring you a cake filled with files and hammers.


It got really freakin cold here in the last two days. Had to wear my knit cap for the first time. Never wore one before, but it’s nice. Keeps the ears warm. Have strange feeling when I look in the mirror. Oh, yeah, right. Here. I’ll have to show you a side by side comparison sometime.