Okay, let’s sum up what’ happened in the last eight days. Trip to Houston. Successful DeLorean inspection. Saw Freddy vs. Jason. Thumbs up. Saw Freaky Friday. Thumbs up. Signed papers to close on my house. Cleaned out garage. Ran two miles. Learned I don’t need to run two miles. Beat a ticket in Philly traffic […]

I updated my eBay profile today to express my discontent with the seller jj_watches. I also have a discussion board session going on eBay, but it is more of a venting session. I’m pretty satisified that if I file a claim with eBay and follow their procedures that I will come out O.K. in the […]

Actress Alexa Vega (“Spy Kids”) is 15. Singer Mario is 17. Rock musician Jon Siebels (Eve 6) is 24. Actress Sarah Chalke is 27. Rock musician Tony Kanal (No Doubt) is 33. Super-Genius Mark Shields is 34. Rap musician Bobo (Cypress Hill) is 35. Rock musician Mike Johnson (Dinosaur Jr.) is 38. Writer-producer Dean Devlin […]

Because it has been too long since we played… Ask Your CoWorker Today’s Question: ”What did you do during the blackout?” ”Wasn’t that the name of a Steven Seagal movie?”     ”Though I’m embarassed to admit it… Self love.” ”I was stuck in the elevator between the 28th and 29th floor… with the FEDEX guy.” […]

Never trust technical support that’s been farmed overseas. They suck. I don’t care what country it is or how much you may think they are qualified. They are bottom of the barrel as far as quality customer support goes. I followed their advice about how to get my new 250 GB drive working with my […]

Read this amazing legal document defending the constitutional right to use the F word. Wow.

So I’m watching The Osbournes last night and enjoying the good times. The episode is the season 3 finale and has all the markings of any other episode. Kelly and Sharon are fighting. Jack is going on to everyone about waking up from a deep sleep and getting really violent. ”Does that happen to you,” […]

Look, Katherine. This is why wax museums are cool.

Had an excrutiating phone call with the postal inspector. I told this woman the details. She then says, “AHA! You have a signature delivery confirmation number! You said you never got it! Ergot, if you have confirmation then it was delivered!” and I’m like, ”Hello? Are you even listening? It was never delivered, and yet […]

I suddenly wish I lived in California so I could vote for Arnold Schwarzenegger. Very cool. I was awake at 2 AM and did my usual crawl out of bed and into the black leather sofa chair to surf the net when I read the news. I definitely made the ‘OHHH!’ sound. Chew Chew will […]