13-May

really

Check out this article about what fun has been going on in my neighborhood. Other than that, things are less stressful now. I recently had to lock out unregistered users because someone thought it’d be funny to post a super stalker message. I’ll be glad when this is all over and we can all sit […]

11-May

ssssssssssss

I am super stressed and not sure why. Well, I do know that there have been a lot of weird things going on lately. My finger being dislocated is just one of them. Being in the newspaper twice is interesting. I find it odd that while I’m still here on "temporary contract assignment" that I’ve […]

06-May

look ma, I’m in the paper (again)

The Philadelphia Inquirer did a little snippet on me and my new web site. I’ve acquired an amalgam of minor fame as a result of my combined web sites. Now, if I can only use the sympathy I’m getting for my formerly dislocated finger and my newfound celebrity, I should be able to get four, […]

29-Apr

dislocated

I volunteered to play volleyball last week and was hoping that my newly trimmer self would be a better player. I was way wrong. At first I had trouble locating my coworkers at the park. I drove around it three times and was just about to give up when I thought I spotted five people […]

25-Apr

google it

Do me a favor. If you run a website or if you have a blog, can you find a spot to copy and paste the following link somewhere? The Real World Philadelphia: Season 15 <a href="http://TheRealWorldPhilly.com" target="_blank">The Real World Philadelphia: Season 15</a> I just put up this site and I’d like to get some weight […]

23-Apr

soar

I had a really tough workout last night on my back and chest. The Super Genius feels like he was hanging from a train trestle. I’d previous done some cardio on Tuesday and skipped out Wednesday. I’ve *got* to wear my ankle and knee braces if I plan to do any kind of running. The […]

20-Apr

peer pressure crushes weak minds

I pull up to the drive-thru at Wendy’s and the dude on the speaker hollers, ‘WENDY’S! CAN I HELP YOU!” and I’m all, ”Just a moment.” 10 seconds later he comes on again, ”CAN I TAKE YOUR ORDER, PLEASE!” Perturbed, I say, ”Dude, is there some kind of time limit?” His unexpected response: ”THAT’S RIGHT!” […]

19-Apr

run air rand

Kill Bill Volume 2 was so amazing! You *MUST* see it. Tarantino is awesome. I’m duly impressed. Once Jason and I left we were all, ”Woah, dude that was so good!” I’m telling ya. That’s good movie time for you and your friends. Go! I’m typing this on my roommate’s Mac and I’d forgotten that […]

19-Apr

the breakup instant message

Carol (12:29:41 AM): marky, i still have your camera Mark (12:29:52 AM): oh yeah Mark (12:29:58 AM): i saw that you called Mark (12:30:01 AM): I was outside mowin Carol (12:30:02 AM): ya Carol (12:30:05 AM): dang Carol (12:30:14 AM): i should have just dropped by Carol (12:30:22 AM): i didnt know if ude be […]

17-Apr

heartbroken

On Thursday I tried filling out my taxes online from home. Comcast cable sucks the big one, so ended up having to finish things at work. I’m all for a federal sales tax on everything. Income taxes seem so harsh. Either way, that’s all over with. Later that day I had my first session with […]