And now for the latest on the Spider-Man body transformation. The front shot is pretty good, but the profile shot says it all. Attentive followers will note that I’m trying to find just the right angle to take this photo so the before and after don’t necessarily match. It’s all a matter of perspective. Har […]

I really need to update my site. Not just my journal, but my look. It’s so… 2003. Expect change as soon as I get through delivering a carpet tonight. Long story. I saved it from certain destruction. I’m sure I’ll get Good Guy Points from the Spirit of Lost Carpets for doing this. [Sigh].

So… I’ve been hitting the gym several times a week. Twice a week I work-out with a trainer. Why am I doing this? It started back in April. I was 147 pounds and super skinny. I’m talking holocaust skinny. Emo boy skinny. It wasn’t working for me. It’s now been five months and I’ve put […]

Check out the email I got last night from this moron: Delivered-To: super******@gmail.com Received: by 10.11.119.24 with SMTP id r24cs33120cwc; Tue, 31 Aug 2004 16:11:22 -0700 (PDT) Received: by 10.38.1.62 with SMTP id 62mr215067rna; Tue, 31 Aug 2004 16:11:21 -0700 (PDT) Return-Path: Received: from imo-d01.mx.aol.com ([205.188.157.33]) by mx.gmail.com with ESMTP id 80si149183rnb; Tue, 31 Aug […]

I’m sitting in the cafe car that’s attached to the Amtrak train taking me to New York. I haven’t been there since January when I got to enjoy -12 celcius temperatures. Brrr. OktoberNight is waiting to meet up with me at the Empire State building. I thought I’d make attempt number two to update. Attempt […]

Guess what it takes to push me over the edge and update my blog? Politics? Life affecting issues? Women? No. CD copy protection. I have a stack of CDs that are waiting to get imported into iTunes where they eventually end up in my iPod. Velvet Revolver’s ”Contraband” was the CD waiting on top of […]

I’m in Houston again. I drove down this time in the Eclipse. Total travel time was around 20 hours. That’s driving an average speed of 78 MPH. I brought Chewy down with me and we’re living it up during this brief break. Lots going on. I still owe you my take on the Madonna concerts […]

It was Monday afternoon, around 3 PM. I was packing my sh*t and getting ready to leave. The land-line phone rang. I call it a land-line ’cause it seems everyone has mobile phones now. Here’s how it went down: Me: [in my crotchety old man voice] ”Hello!!!” Voice: ”Hello. This is Discover Card. Is this […]

See how President Grant looks green? That’s how I look right now. I bought some Wawa chicken on the way home yesterday. Wawa is a convenience store, not a type of chicken. It didn’t settle well. I can’t remember if I’ve I’d already had my yearly food poisoning incident yet? It seems early. It’s funny […]

I’ve sampled a tantalizing promo for my upcoming video: The Super Genius in Prague 2003. Please hold on to the rail.