It’s finally Friday and I’m excited about paying off my bounced checks, getting my exercise program back into swing, and catching up on movies that I need to see before the Academy Awards show comes on Sunday night. I’ll be watching that over at the fam’s house. They have big comfy sofas. Aside from love of family, that’s what draws me there. And speaking of drawing people in, here is the latest search engine results for MarkShields.com. I’m not going to edit out the embarassing keywords that people are using to find their way here. I normally have several that are god awful embarassing. I think you’ll find that people who use Ask Jeeves are perverts. And whoever Yolanda Adams is… I don’t know. Maybe I’m out of it. If you’re not interested in search keywords, watch this video of Richard Noble getting down at Mardi Gras.

Day of 2/24/2005: Top 10 Search Keywords by Server Used
AOL NetFind
2: ex girlfriend pictures
2: batmobile
2: ex girlfriend
1: ex girlfriend nude pictures
1: girlfriend video
Ask Jeeves
4: 13+year+old+topless
Google
62: batmobile
19: ex+girlfriend
14: delorean
10: aimee+osbourne
9: amateur+thong
8: marilyn+manson
8: 16+year+old+nude
7: non+nude
7: guy+models
6: %25+philadelphia,+pa
MSN
1: theraflu
1: movies steak and cheese
1: when and how much to tip a waitress
1: mark shields
1: picture of man with baseball bat
1: nude girlfriend pics
1: aerosol can stock photography
1: jersey village gold dusters
1: i've got the flu
Yahoo
1: captain james t. kirk original series exclusive assortment figure
1: "your daughter kicked my dog"
1: sam's club halloween party
1: "numbers night club"
1: jerky boys you kicked my dog
1: pat's steaks
1: yolanda adams gospel singer
1: webcam portals
1: you kicked my dog skit
1: spying on women videos