Neighborhood civic association hates me. Got second letter in mail that said, "You’d better mow your lawn
right now, or we’re going to mail you another letter telling you to mow your lawn!" Can’t stop knees
from shaking. Bought new lawn mower two weeks ago from Sears. Self propelled and more horsepower than my garage
door. Not sure what that means. Too big to mow front lawn, however.
Wondering what kind of letter I’ll get if I burned all grass in front yard
with propane torch.