OMG! The first complete season of Wonder Woman on DVD? Shut up! Somebody put me in a coma and wake me up in June! I’m so there! I had the biggest crush on Lynda Carter when I was growing up. I nearly got to meet her one time when she was at Astroworld (back when it wasn’t so f’ing ghetto). I was oblivious to the fact that she’d been sitting on the stage signing autographs and missed the whole thing. Not sure what I’d been focusing my attention on. This was at the Skipper and Dolly dolphin show that they had back in the 70’s. They also had this weird character named Marvel McFey who had an enormous red moustache and giant hat. He looked like Mario (of Mario Brothers fame) on Prednisone. That joke was for all you Jerry Lewis On Prednisone fans out there. So, click on the DVD and buy a copy of Wonder Woman, Season 1. Then invite me over and I’ll give you my own narration of what I was doing when I watched each episode. And no, I wasn’t doing anything like that. I was, like, 8, okay? You’ve got a filthy mind.