Got another cold. I’m calling the Guinness Book people. My Sony computer’s keyboard has suddenly developed a
bad spacebar. You cannot believe how annoying this is. Slamming it with my fist fixes things, somehow. First time for everything, right? However, eventually
my harsh treatment is forgotten after a day or so and it goes back to ignoring my spacebar keystrokes. I’ve threatened to send it to military school if it doesn’t
start behaving.
My sister had her baby on Thursday. I still haven’t seen them as my cold is not the first thing you’d like to introduce to a tiny little baby. They named her
KateLien Victoria. I am not sure if the capitalization is correct. I’ll report my findings after I hear the final word. She was thisclose to being named
Chloey. If she’d been a boy, he would have been named Ethan Danger. Yes. Danger would have been his middle name. I suggested it. That would have been
very cool. I have tried to sell the Danger middle name to lots of expecting couples, but so far no takers. I am sure there is someone out there named Danger.
Dweezel Zappa is a loser. I just want everyone to know that. I have a cover he did of Britney Spears’ Hit Me Baby One More Time and it has to be the
biggest joke ever. He tries to rock out and bring some metal into the mix. Big mistake. It’s comical, really. Sometimes siblings should not try to follow
in their parent’s footsteps. Honestly, how many Dweezel Zappa songs can you name? He probably has some other calling somewhere that he is completely ignoring.
As far as we know, he might be the president in 2012. Or not. Add supergenius! (with exclaimation point) to your Napster hotlist and you’ll see the
cover there. Download it, but prepare yourself for some serious teeth gritting. There is a bonus comedy scene at the end. You’ll listen to it and go,
”Hmmmm.”
Went to Numbers on Friday, as usual. Took these pictures. One set is of this girl who had a very intricate braid in her hair. She was nice enough to let me
take a few photos. The rest are of some friends and mildly interesting observations. They played the latest Marilyn Manson video and people freaking cleared
out of the floor pretty quickly. I guess that particular song was too aggressive for most people. About 40% of the people on the floor stayed there and danced
along with it. It would have been more of a moshing type song, but nobody was configured for moshing after the aforementioned 60% left (too many gaps). I didn’t dance
at all this evening. I have grown out my beard to a scruffy degree, so I believe any chance of appearing attractive to the fairer sex was blown upon approach.
Being sick doesn’t make me wanna keep mowing the facial hair.
My living situation will change soon. I offered the house to my sister and brother-in-law now that they have a bigger family so I could move closer to work.
Since there are no Atlas Missile Silo homes near downtown Houston, I am going to settle with some kind of big apartment or house. I am leaning towards the
Rice Lofts that are downtown on Texas street. They are just down the block from Enron Field, Jones Hall, and all sorts of new hangouts. It would be really
nice to have lived in the city just once. Everyone has said I should be buying a house, but that would tie me down. My sis agreed to take care of Chew Chew
(my basset hound) as long as I get them another dog they want. No problem! A friend for Chew Chew? Where do I sign up? He would most likely not be too hip
about living in a downtown apartment with no park in close proximity. I’ll work that out after I get over the need to live there. I tried to talk to him about
it, but he was only interesting in jumping up on me and grunting. Ugh.
Need to write some email to my friends now. If you aren’t already watching Survivor, check out SurvivorSucks.com to catch up on all of the latest.
This show adds to the strange list of my favorite shows that start with the letter S. Seinfeld. Star Trek. Survivor. Simpsons. South Park. It looks like
Sex and the City is also a contender (if I can only get HBO). Also working on the MarkWahlberg.com redesign. I’ll link to it once I have it going. Going to
try to have it done today so I can goof off (like normal) for the rest of the weekend. Late.
