Been trying to get a caption on StarWars.com. Every Wednesday fan submitted captions are posted and for some reason all my clever zingers have gone ignored. Wondering who is picking the best ones. I imagine George Lucas must see that section at some point, although I’d bet he’s too busy. If I make it then you’ll know tomorrow. Check back. Back check. Bad check. Heh. I know. I’m like Eminem, only less blonde.


Changed my morning alarm clock music from Men At Work’s ”OverKill” to the Harry Potter opening theme. Decided in my head that I’d go to another Madonna concert if she tours again. Made mental note that car needs serious interior cleaning. Committed to memory that I should organize my videotape cabinet this weekend when I’m in Houston. Unsuccessfully searched my memory regarding whether or not I remembered to leave a payment for Olga The Super Maid. Don’t like the word maid. Too demeaning. Trying to think of more P.C. word. So far I’ve come up with the following: Entropy Architect. Chaos Manager. Disorder Orderly.


No plans for Halloween again this year. Batman uniform is back in Houston. Yes, I said uniform. Had weird dreams the other night about the suit and what I had to do to fix some flaw. Spent a lot of time in the Radio Shack during this dream. Wondering what the record is for waiting in line during a dream.