I’ve almost recovered from helping that satellite land on the asteroid. My mood is upbeat. I am finding myself interested in figuring out what is going to happen tomorrow when that guy stabs the pig on Survivor. I mean, come on, some girl (Kimmie?) is seen sobbing and weeping. All I’m thinking is PORK CHOPS! […]

There was a label on the back of my Batman costume that said, ”Warning, wearing this costume does not mean you are really Batman!” I am at home now. I’ve been trapped at my parent’s house since Sunday. It hasn’t been pretty. Morphine isn’t pretty, either. If you have the means, avoid it! Sleeping on […]

Got another cold. I’m calling the Guinness Book people. My Sony computer’s keyboard has suddenly developed a bad spacebar. You cannot believe how annoying this is. Slamming it with my fist fixes things, somehow. First time for everything, right? However, eventually my harsh treatment is forgotten after a day or so and it goes back […]

I wish that I could fly. Up to the sky. So very high. Just like a dragonfly. I’d fly above the trees. Over the seas. In all degrees. To anywhere I please. Oh. I want to get away. I want to fly away. In my DeLorean. I’ll be having fun. Cars I will out-run. Please […]

For those unaware, I wear hard gas-permeable contacts. You’re not supposed to wear them 24/7. I know that now. I used to think that was just something they told you. Nope. When I woke up this past Monday my eyeball was wretching and burning a bright luminescent color of red and orange. Went to the […]

Carry on my wayward son. There’ll be peace when you are done. Lay your weary head to rest. Don’t you cry no more. Okay? Here. Take a tissue. That’s right. Let it all out. That’s it. Now, don’t you feel better? Hmmm? I thought so. Now, here. Take this machete and get back to work. […]

1. uveitis n : inflammation of the uvea of the eye. 2. uveitis, posterior : Inflammation of the choroid as well as the retina and vitreous body. Some form of visual disturbance is usually present. The most important characteristics of posterior uveitis are vitreous opacities, choroiditis, and chorioretinitis. 3. hurtz-lyka muthafuh : definitely! omigod! like, […]

Went to Number’s last night and took more pictures. I thought I was going to see a friend from work, but she didn’t make it. Instead, I got to basically get drunk for free and do things which I don’t exactly recall now. Nothing raunchy. Just conversations that I wasn’t recording with my brain. Had […]

Okay, so I just found out Oktober KNOWS Alex. See my 1/13 entry for scoop. I love coincidence. Oktober asked if she remembered me. Reply: ”Nope.” Apparently there was too much focus at the time on the aforementioned puke, being a model, getting yelled at, saying ”Dammit!” and having her friend leave early. The good […]

Joy Mallory and her daughter, Nakesha Beith, 4, test the sturdiness of a mystery monolith as other curious spectators circle the 9-foot-tall steel sculpture which stands on a grassy noll in Magnuson Park, Tuesday, Jan. 2, 2001, in Seattle. No one knows who installed the sculpture, reminscent of the structure in the landmark science fiction […]