Okay, now I’m balking. I may just go and see what its like. It’s either this or join a model railroad collectors club. I need to figure out how to challenge myself at work. Whenever I feel bored I look for something that hasn’t been working and either fix it or replace it. Might get […]

I’m about to go signup to serve my community. Perhaps I’ll donate some more of my bright red, type o-negative blood as well. I suddenly want to walk up and down roads with a poker, stabbing innocent trash and dabbing it into a giant hefty bag. Call me old fashioned if you will, but there […]

Super Genius Mark Shields made a trip to the safety deposit box at his bank today to drop off his newly acquired Madonna concert tickets. When questioned about who he planned to take to the concert, Mr. Shields responded via press release by saying, "I’m going to start looking at potential applicants. My qualifications are: […]

Without warning, the ugly stick smacked several of Frosty’s friends just before this photo was taken. Police are still investigating and will issue a statement tomorrow afternoon. It really bugs me when someone has a cam and they think they’re god’s gift to the internet. And then one day out of the blue, they post […]

It’s late and I should be in bed. I’ve been throwing away old crap. Saw the movie Memento earlier this evening and it made me realize that I tend to forget things and then remember them when I touch some item from my past. I have a 1976 Astroworld season pass that I found again. […]

Just wrote a two plus page review for Ain’t It Cool News. It’s my duty to report on what I saw, plus I figure I should get my writing chops back. I didn’t spend 8 years in college for nothing. Did I?

Woo hoo! My first review for Ain’t It Cool News was posted today. Check it out when you have the time. There is also a feedback section at the end. So far nobody has trashed my review. Accusing me of being a plant, true, but other than that it looks like the reaction is good. […]

Went to Foley’s and bought my mom another gift certificate for a substantial amount of moola. I know it’s kind of lame, but I’ve found that if the amount is pretty big, the fact that you’re giving someone a gift certificate isn’t so bad. I also got a nice cloth rose that had some nice […]

Went to car dealership during lunch on Monday and dropped off my car for aforementioned repairs. Enterprise Rent-A-Car on I-45 at the DeMontrond Buick/Kia dealership picked me up. When I got there they only had three cars, all of which were over 80 dollars a day. I asked the guy if he thought I was […]

A lot of people do stupid things without thinking about the consequences. You only live for a fixed number of days. Why would you want to risk running out of them? Why would you want to risk giving them up to spend time in the Crowbar Hilton? Heck, you spent the first five years of […]