This weekend I volunteered to do some painting for a friend. I thought it would take two hours. It probably did if you count Painting Time, but I forgot to include Putting Masking Tape Everywhere Time, Getting The Drop Clothe Right Time, Complaining About Getting Paint On Myself Time, and Waiting For Stuff To Dry So I Can Put On Another Coat Time. Don’t forget the ever popular Oops I Ran Out Of Paint Time and the classic Find All The Spots You Missed Time.