Jesse Jackson attempts to make his index finger pass through a Florida election ballot. After several failed attempts, the determined Reverend was quoted as saying, "Dammit, how the hell does David Copperfield do this?"

Figured out my ill feelings at the Manson concert. Didn’t know the words to new songs he played, so I felt cheated out of a sing-a-long. Touching sticky sweaty people while in mosh pit was
also reason for feeling icky.


Noticing that certain folks I work with are getting very negative. Notice this happening with many people after they have been at their jobs for over a year or two. Positive optimism turns
to negative demeanor. Not that things are bad, but apparently people are apt to get tired of what they are doing and take it out on others. That sucks. Should be a meter reading to check on
these people so others don’t have to suffer. Last place I worked at (Cy-Fair I.S.D.) was populated with many of these types. My solution? Forced vacation. That way everytime things start
going the wrong way you can send off the shmoe to cool off in another city. Alternate solution? Sign that person up with as many headhunters as possible. That way they get offers for new,
higher paying jobs, and consequently you don’t have to put up with their B.S. after they’re gone. Everybody wins.


Can’t stand not knowing who won election. While we don’t know who won, you can walk up to people and say, "Did you hear that Bush/Gore won?"


"Really?"

"No."