I was on Napster last night and looking for good tunes. I am only serving up 150 files but I have
a weird selection including the Superman II soundtrack along with a lot of Guster. My Napster handle is
supergenius! (with the exclaimation point) if you’d like to take a look at my stuff.
I got a Napster Instant Message from some jerk who said, "Thanks
a lot, jackass!" I looked at the transfer window to see that this idiot couldn’t get a download to complete. Wasn’t my fault. But I took this as a
challenge to my manhood. I am not a jackass. I am a human being. I was tempted to tell him I was not affiliated with MTV Productions and that he should
go to the MTV website for further info. Instead,
I told him I was going to trace his IP and format his hard drive. He cursed once again and then I told him I was gonna forego formatting his
drive and instead install
Barbie