Turns out I had some kind of stomach bug and it wasn’t food poisoning at all. Woo hoo! WhataBurger is back on the menu! They say the bug that all the people on the cruise ships have been enjoying these past few months is a likely culprit. It can be passed by as much as a handshake and can take a few days to incubate before it whoops up on your ass. Wondering if I am still infectious. Wondering if I should send a box of spit tainted candies to my enemies.


Going to Oregon this weekend. Eugene, OR. I hear they have great water parks. Not. I’m just excited to be going out of town again. Perhaps I’ll eat at their McDonald’s. More on this as it develops.


Plotting what car to lease next after the Saab lease expires. I hate the Saab, I’ll admit it now. It just seems clunky to me. I suspect the previous lease owner was ragging it out, however. I think I will go with something simple with a hatchback. Maybe a Hummer? I can’t say Hummer without giggling. Looking over my shoulder for HR department to serve me with cease and desist orders for aforementioned giggling like a little girl.