26-Sep-2000 Uncategorized

i don’t speak spanish, but i can sing it

Can’t get Partridge Family theme song Come On Get Happy out of my head. Considering labotomy.


No accidents on freeway today. Traffic blows. Wondering if I can drive an ambulance to work. HOV lane people speed past me.
Need to develop lifelike artificial passengers. Hard to find good fake people.
Here are some of an adult nature.
Scary. Mannequins would be easier (and cheaper).
Weird sites in Japan feature them.
Jesus, after researching this for a few minutes, I’m finding
photo taking mannequin freaks in Austin. Yikes.
Reconsidering ambulance idea.