Got my favorite room service meal: Chicken Caesar Salad and Jalapeno Poppers. The new Star Trek spin off
Enterprise starts in just a few minutes. Yay. I’ll report back on the first episode when it’s over. Buhbye.


Okay, I’m back. It was great. What can I say? Next episode, please.


TheOnion.com is freaking hilarious. Only they could take this terrible situation and write something innocently hilarious.
Hijackers Surprised To Find Selves In Hell: ‘We Expected Eternal Paradise For This,’ Say Suicide Bombers.