Here’s aforementioned coffee grinder. Bought off Ebay for $80. Kick ass.


Took blog break. For those not yet in the know, blog = web log. Went to court today for 42 MPH in a 20 MPH school zone and bad
inspection sticker tickets. My lawyer, a John Larroquet look-alike, paced around entire time. Cop took forever to show.
Sucka shows up at last minute. Bee-otch.
Inspection sticker case dismissed. Woo. Got deferred adjudication for speeding case. Have to avoid Houston PD tickets til’
after 3/21/2001.
Considering move to London to avoid HPD. Walked out of courthouse and found ticket on car that said, ‘Parked on Wrong Side of Road,
Pay us $20, sucka.’
Glanced at parking meter and saw plenty of time left. Looked at road. Looked at car. Car was parked in opposite direction of traffic.
Bastards. Guess this is how they teach everyone about this law. Trying to think of way to get back at city for $20.
HPDSUCKS.com domain is available. Hmmmm.


Saw lots of people with shaved heads today. Got a big scar on my head when it met up with corner of brick wall in 1979.
Dude in courtroom with short-short hair had scar just like me. Shaped like Florida. Got haircut few days ago which made me
notice these things. Feel lighter now. Stronger. Matter of fact, if I run fast enough, I turn into Superman. Don’t tell anyone.