11-Sep-2000 Uncategorized

do you think that’s air you’re breathing?

Found picture
of me on #’s Web site. Top left-hand corner. Moved to new server. Finally off MarkyMark.com domain. New domain is MarkShields.com
or MarkShields.net. DNS will propagate tomorrow. If things look broke, give me time. Moving ain’t easy.


Uneventful weekend. Saw The Cell. Cringed at "hanging from chains" part and "intestines wound on
rotisserie" part of film.
Watched Tim Meadows salute episode of Saturday Night Live. Best skits were with
Christopher Walken and Christina Ricci. Christina Ricci. Mmmmmm.
Scary drive to work today. Two Second rule does not apply
during rush hour in Houston. Saw big eighteen wheeler slam on brakes and spew burnt rubber. Invented Three Second Rule.
Drove with big ass gap ahead of my car. Cars behind me were pissed and honked. Pondered inventing Four Second Rule to spite them.
Bought Lotto Texas tickets on Saturday. Haven’t checked numbers yet. Somebody won 60 mill in Richardson, TX. Heard that Richardson
is a terrible place. Two second rule probably never comes into play there.