I’m watching the VMAs. Lots more music this time around. Nothing has happened yet along the lines of Madonna making out with Britney and Christina, but I’m still entertained. Johnny Knoxville has my same potential hairstyle. Hmmm. I think it’s time to hit up Style of Man. In other news, I went out last night for my birthday with Kev and did a little bar tour. We spent most of the night at The 700 Club where we met two incredibly hot and way out of our league professional women. Tisha, if you’re reading this, here’s my email. This is as obvious as I can make it. Well, I guess I could post a video of me pantomime typing in the air and mouthing the words ”email me” — but I don’t want to scare you off.