08-Jan-2001 Uncategorized

come posso sposare questa donna?

I have two CDs that have bad skips in them. Maroon by the Bare Naked Ladies and the latest Gary Numan CD (it’s name is so new it escapes me). I hate that I
spent money on these fragile things and they are screwed now. How do you undo a scratch? It makes me like Napster all the better. Ugh. The other thing
that I am irritated about tonight is that I am still finding more electronic equipment damaged by Gatorade. One of the controllers on my PlayStation 2 is
now useless after being drenched in Gatorade a few weeks ago. Moral of the story? Never tick off your ex-girlfriend while she is holding
a bottle of Gatorade with the top off.


Jerald has really, really good taste.







AverMedia software programmer Bob Henderson decided he didn’t need to re-check the latest version of the AverMedia
USB drivers before approving them for consumer use.
Bob thought to himself, "Oh, what heck me is? <Wrong>, it be okay! Poop!"


I am nearly out of food in the kitchen. All I have left are the components of food. The last meal I could make was a box of Uncle Ben’s Red Beans and Rice.
I decided to make it at the same time I had my bassett hound in the kitchen. Of course, he begged. He pleaded. Or is that the way his face is shaped?
I began to serve myself a bowl of the red beans and rice and decided that he should also partake. So far he has eaten just about every normal human food I’ve
let him sample. With the red beans and rice, it was funny to watch him work out the
problem of the food being too hot temperature-wise. Basically, he was using controlled laps of the tongue to cool things off. Hilarious.
My serving was also tasty,
but I blew on the rice to cool it off. I kept getting rice on the wall when I attempted the Bassett Hound manuever.