Was walking dog on the crappy fast 10 minute walk. He hates the short walks. Just before minute 9 rolled around, a little old lady across the street yelled something my way. First thought she complimented the dog. Wrong. Still inaudible, she repeated herself. I say, ”Huh?” Inaudible message gets repeated. I relent and cross the street to figure out what she’s saying. Me: ”Say what?” Her: ”Excuse me sir, do you have a light?” Pfft. I’m on a schedule. Don’t have time to ignite things. Pointed to sun and said, ”There’s a light. Right up there. Didn’t you notice it?”