A caption I wrote
got accepted on StarWars.com. I’m the last one on the list of captions. Yay.

Chew Chew tries to cheer up after hearing the news that Mark’s relationships haven’t been working out. ”But I thought you said you were going to hook me up with a girl who has a dog!” lamented a disappointed Chew Chew. ”That’s it. I’m not jumping up and down again until I get some action. This sucks!” complained Chew Chew at an impromptu news conference held later that evening on the right side of the bed.